IStillON, it's happened:
Breaking News: Pluto no longer defined as a planet, leading astronomers say.
No link/story yet....
Murk: But you're a God! The Sacred Glorificus! Glory: I'm a God in exile. Far from the Hellfires of Home and sharing my body with an enemy that stabs my boys in their fleshy little stomachs!
'Dirty Girls'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Aug 24, 2006 4:24:11 am PDT #4302 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jesse - Aug 24, 2006 4:25:36 am PDT #4303 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It has happened: I referred to a powerpoint as a "deck." I think my life may be officially over.
Calli - Aug 24, 2006 4:26:13 am PDT #4304 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
the Plan B "morning after" pill has been approved for sale without a prescription.
Yay!
§ ita § - Aug 24, 2006 4:36:46 am PDT #4305 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ugh, ugh, ugh, bleah. Had to start the day with groveling
Welcome to my 6am.
I think today is of the suck too. Please make it be the weekend, or instead (perhaps additionally) acquire me the means to live how I have been accustomed without having to work a day job.
Oh, and losing the migraines wouldn't hurt. Really.
Dana - Aug 24, 2006 4:57:18 am PDT #4306 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Unsurprisingly, on PR, the best designs were by those designers who had smaller models, Michael and Vincent. Anyone who had a plus-size model immediately went for a poncho, which...uck.
§ ita § - Aug 24, 2006 5:00:41 am PDT #4307 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Like hell this is a snub:
The Dukes of Hazzard star Jessica Simpson was rudely snubbed by pop star Britney Spears backstage at the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday, when Simpson innocently asked if she could kiss Spears' pregnant belly. Simpson was hosting the show and the heavily pregnant Spears was there to introduce husband Kevin Federline's debut performance as a rapper. After Simpson made her request, Spears immediately shot back, "Hell, no!" A backstage witness confirms the incident saying, "Jessica was really insulted, but Britney refused to let her do it."
Lee - Aug 24, 2006 5:01:45 am PDT #4308 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Dear ita's day,
SHAPE THE FUCK UP. RIGHT NOW.
OKTHNXBYE
Me
cc: Amych's day
brenda m - Aug 24, 2006 5:02:21 am PDT #4309 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I've never been so proud of Britney. WTF?
Jesse - Aug 24, 2006 5:05:38 am PDT #4310 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Seriously. What the fuck else are you supposed to say when anyone other than your partner wants to KISS YOUR BELLY?!?!
ISTG.
Ginger - Aug 24, 2006 5:07:41 am PDT #4311 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
My e-mail news alert brought me:
NEWS ALERT: Pluto Loses Status As Planet
For some reason, I find getting a special alert about Pluto's status to be very amusing. Also that headline seems to imply that Pluto is down in the polls or has moved into a bad neighborhood.