All right, no one's killing folk today, on account of our very tight schedule.

Mal ,'Trash'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Aug 03, 2006 10:41:47 am PDT #412 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Yeah, but the humidity makes a difference.


tommyrot - Aug 03, 2006 10:50:10 am PDT #413 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So:

Jessica Simpson looks like she just got off a tough day of prostituting herself. I can get on board with the see through clothes, but everything above the neck is just all wrong. Showing off your nipples is one thing, looking like you've been walking up and down Robertson Blvd all night asking men if they'd like a good time is another.

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I dunno - her dress doesn't seem that see-through to me. Plus the flash photography probably made it look more see-through than what it is in normal light.


beth b - Aug 03, 2006 10:57:46 am PDT #414 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

it seemed pretty see through in some shots, but not so much in others. But mostly , she looked tired.


§ ita § - Aug 03, 2006 11:01:13 am PDT #415 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's see through enough for me.

Honestly, if my outing has even a small likelihood of having flash photography, I'm going to find out which of my clothes pass and which don't. It's a predictable job hazard for celebrities, and I can't work out why they don't take precautions. I mean, if they care.

Which I very much would.

Another family member has come out of the closet. I think that no one is related to more lesbians than we are. Sheesh.


Jesse - Aug 03, 2006 11:12:58 am PDT #416 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Why on earth would you go to the Ivy looking like that? The dress I can buy the flash-makes-it-seethrough explanation, but her hair! She just looks like ass.


bon bon - Aug 03, 2006 11:17:01 am PDT #417 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

With some dresses, I buy the flashbulb explanation. I see the fabric on that dress, and it looks obvious that it's a thin see-through fabric.


Aims - Aug 03, 2006 11:29:20 am PDT #418 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

"What are wearing to the Ivy, Jess?"

"Blue chiffon and a belt."

"Uh-huh."


Glamcookie - Aug 03, 2006 11:29:37 am PDT #419 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Thanks for the rec, Lee!


flea - Aug 03, 2006 11:29:49 am PDT #420 of 10001
information libertarian

She's wearing a see-through dress so you don't have tpo ask if she has fake breasts, obviously!


Lee - Aug 03, 2006 11:36:08 am PDT #421 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Thanks for the rec, Lee!

You're welcome. The more that I think about it, the surer I am that she doesn't cover your area, but I bet she might have a rec or two.