I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Aug 03, 2006 7:36:03 am PDT #294 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Agreed that the discussion is fascinating, and I wish I had some beliefs to be able to take part in it. I really don't, I'm areligious. Enjoying the spicy good reading.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 03, 2006 7:37:39 am PDT #295 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I need one that'll administer fluids to my cat, too.

Don't forget to have them rotate the paws.


Glamcookie - Aug 03, 2006 7:37:41 am PDT #296 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Geraldine Fibbers' "The Small Song."

Woot! Your iPod is magic!


Cashmere - Aug 03, 2006 7:38:32 am PDT #297 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Agreed that the discussion is fascinating, and I wish I had some beliefs to be able to take part in it. I really don't, I'm areligious. Enjoying the spicy good reading.

Me, too. On both counts.


Strega - Aug 03, 2006 7:39:41 am PDT #298 of 10001

Joseph Smith?

Mary Baker Eddie?

Er, Muhammad?

And Swedenborg!


Steph L. - Aug 03, 2006 7:40:14 am PDT #299 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Speaking specifically of Sodom, in Genesis 18, Abraham asks God repeatedly "Would you kill the righteous with the wicked?" and he keeps asking God "What if there were 50 righteous people?" and God says "No, if there are 50 righteous people, I'll spare Sodom," so Abraham asks "What about 40?" "What about 30?" etc. And each time, God says, If I find righteous people there, then I will spare Sodom.

But God didn't find any righteous people in Sodom, and so he wiped it out. He checked first; he didn't just arbitrarily wipe out good folks along with the bad folks.

Sodom's potential corrupting influence on the tribe of Israel was too great, and God's primary motive through the OT is to protect Israel, because it's from that tribe that the Messiah was prophesied to come.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 03, 2006 7:42:19 am PDT #300 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I just had to share this, because it almost made me do a noser. A friend of mine forwarded this to me:

I have a Labrador Retriever.

I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her no, and that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in the Intensive Care Unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. Since the food is nutritionally complete and perfectly healthy, I decided to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, just hanging on my every word.

Horrified, she asked if ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.

I told her no, and went on to explain that I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.


Nutty - Aug 03, 2006 7:45:06 am PDT #301 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Abraham asks God repeatedly "Would you kill the righteous with the wicked?" and he keeps asking God "What if there were 50 righteous people?" and God says "No, if there are 50 righteous people, I'll spare Sodom," so Abraham asks "What about 40?" "What about 30?" etc. And each time, God says, If I find righteous people there, then I will spare Sodom.

Sadly, this passage doesn't stop the ignorant from statements like "Kill 'em all and let god sort them out." Sometimes, being able to quote scripture is a real pain, because it makes clear how little some "believers" actually know and have thought through their foundational documents.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 03, 2006 7:46:57 am PDT #302 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

God didn't find any righteous people in Sodom, and so he wiped it out. He checked first; he didn't just arbitrarily wipe out good folks along with the bad folks.

I completely forget - was there a similar series of events with Gomorah? Was/were their crime(s) the same as Sodom's? It always seems to get left out of the discussion.


tommyrot - Aug 03, 2006 7:47:41 am PDT #303 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I told her no, and went on to explain that I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

Bwah!