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Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Aug 03, 2006 7:40:14 am PDT #299 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Speaking specifically of Sodom, in Genesis 18, Abraham asks God repeatedly "Would you kill the righteous with the wicked?" and he keeps asking God "What if there were 50 righteous people?" and God says "No, if there are 50 righteous people, I'll spare Sodom," so Abraham asks "What about 40?" "What about 30?" etc. And each time, God says, If I find righteous people there, then I will spare Sodom.

But God didn't find any righteous people in Sodom, and so he wiped it out. He checked first; he didn't just arbitrarily wipe out good folks along with the bad folks.

Sodom's potential corrupting influence on the tribe of Israel was too great, and God's primary motive through the OT is to protect Israel, because it's from that tribe that the Messiah was prophesied to come.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 03, 2006 7:42:19 am PDT #300 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I just had to share this, because it almost made me do a noser. A friend of mine forwarded this to me:

I have a Labrador Retriever.

I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her no, and that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in the Intensive Care Unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. Since the food is nutritionally complete and perfectly healthy, I decided to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, just hanging on my every word.

Horrified, she asked if ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.

I told her no, and went on to explain that I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.


Nutty - Aug 03, 2006 7:45:06 am PDT #301 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Abraham asks God repeatedly "Would you kill the righteous with the wicked?" and he keeps asking God "What if there were 50 righteous people?" and God says "No, if there are 50 righteous people, I'll spare Sodom," so Abraham asks "What about 40?" "What about 30?" etc. And each time, God says, If I find righteous people there, then I will spare Sodom.

Sadly, this passage doesn't stop the ignorant from statements like "Kill 'em all and let god sort them out." Sometimes, being able to quote scripture is a real pain, because it makes clear how little some "believers" actually know and have thought through their foundational documents.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 03, 2006 7:46:57 am PDT #302 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

God didn't find any righteous people in Sodom, and so he wiped it out. He checked first; he didn't just arbitrarily wipe out good folks along with the bad folks.

I completely forget - was there a similar series of events with Gomorah? Was/were their crime(s) the same as Sodom's? It always seems to get left out of the discussion.


tommyrot - Aug 03, 2006 7:47:41 am PDT #303 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I told her no, and went on to explain that I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

Bwah!


Hayden - Aug 03, 2006 7:48:00 am PDT #304 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Woot! Your iPod is magic!

It's on your wavelength, that's for sure.

I was raised by fundies and have read the Bible more times than I'd care to mention. I'm also agnostic, but sympathetic to religious people, even though I can't be one. With that in mind, I think the differences between the OT God and the NT God (or even the differences between how the OT God is perceived at different times by different authors) is compatible with the idea of God as a reflection of humanity and a product of its times. I don't think this precludes the actual existence of a God, because I think religious experience is by definition arational and literally ineffable: you can't argue yourself into it or out of it using logic, although the fathers of Western philosophy thought different.


Steph L. - Aug 03, 2006 7:48:47 am PDT #305 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I completely forget - was there a similar series of events with Gomorah? Was/were their crime(s) the same as Sodom's? It always seems to get left out of the discussion.

It was wiped out at the same time/for the same reason. It's kind of like Minneapolis/St. Paul.


brenda m - Aug 03, 2006 7:48:55 am PDT #306 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Kind of OT, though in line with Nutty's post - at my old firm there was a guy whose last name Word kept wanting to change to Gomorrah. I was laughing about this and my cow-orker, twelve years of Catholic school, and I think a Catholic university, *didn't get it.*


Frankenbuddha - Aug 03, 2006 7:49:42 am PDT #307 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Sometimes, being able to quote scripture is a real pain, because it makes clear how little some "believers" actually know and have thought through their foundational documents.

Heh, this reminds me of one of The Colbert Report's "Get to know a district" bits where he was interviewing a rep who was making a lot of noise about getting the 10 Commandments allowed in schools/court houses, etc. When Colbert asked him to actually name the commandments, I think he was only able to come up with 2 (maybe 3).


brenda m - Aug 03, 2006 7:50:10 am PDT #308 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Woot! Your iPod is magic!

It's on your wavelength, that's for sure.

Hee. That's like the time I was driving on the freeway past shrift's former city of residence, and the car CD flipped over to the Hard Core Logo soundtrack.