No one else mixes ghetto and sewing machines as well!
I love Michael. I so want him in the final 3.
Tell me more good stuff about me.
Kaylee ,'The Message'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
ChiKat - Aug 11, 2006 5:57:42 am PDT #2008 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
sarameg - Aug 11, 2006 5:59:26 am PDT #2009 of 10001
I don't see why caveman gets to have home field advantage. I mean, put him on astroturf and maybe he'll freak out about the sensation so much, he gets distracted, tazer, boom, done.
Hey, when my nephew first met sand, he was so utterly appalled by the crap sticking to his feet he didn't even notice the lake.
lisah - Aug 11, 2006 5:59:32 am PDT #2010 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I love Michael. I so want him in the final 3.
Me too! I'm not sure about who I want in the other two slots. Maybe Allison. and maybe somebody I hate, like Jeffrey, to add a little drama. I can't stand Angela but I loved her Audrey Hepburn dress. Now I'm all conflicted!
lisah - Aug 11, 2006 6:02:59 am PDT #2011 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I have a Caveman v Astronaut question. Who is attacking? That could make a difference. I could defend myself against an attack by a physically stronger opponent but I couldn't necesarily overpower him if he didn't want to fight. All he'd need to do to defend against me is run away.
Jesse - Aug 11, 2006 6:04:23 am PDT #2012 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I love how the judges were so surprised how well he could talk about his design. I was like, "DUDES! If you had let him talk before, you would have known this WEEKS AGO."
yeah, haven't you seen the Geico commercial!
Har.
Rick - Aug 11, 2006 6:15:40 am PDT #2013 of 10001
They are sequencing the Neandertal DNA right now. Eventually, I suppose, someone will clone one. Then the Caveman v Astronaut question can be answered on pay-per-view.
Allyson - Aug 11, 2006 6:18:39 am PDT #2014 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Rick, I sincerely doubt any woman would live through squeezing out a baby neanderthal head.
Jesse - Aug 11, 2006 6:18:55 am PDT #2015 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Correction on that Times migraine article: [link]
Allyson - Aug 11, 2006 6:20:32 am PDT #2016 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
tommyrot - Aug 11, 2006 6:21:36 am PDT #2017 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I don't see why caveman gets to have home field advantage. I mean, put him on astroturf and maybe he'll freak out about the sensation so much, he gets distracted, tazer, boom, done.
Yeah, astronauts are trained to deal with low-oxygen situations. So if, say, the astronaut and caveman are stranded at the top of an active volcano, the caveman might be disoriented by the thin air at that altitude. Thus giving time for the astronaut to construct a hang glider out of bamboo and bear skins, allowing him to escape.