I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—

William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Aug 22, 2006 2:32:24 pm PDT #9757 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

What's hard is the shaking for the last fifteen minutes and wondering what's going to happen now.

Oh, you know. Pestulance, drought, flooding, and all tv stations showing a man in a chicken suit teaching Spanglish.


Polter-Cow - Aug 22, 2006 2:35:51 pm PDT #9758 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Pestulance

That's pestilence, Aims.


Calli - Aug 22, 2006 2:44:39 pm PDT #9759 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Pestulance

That's pestilence

It could be a pestilence that presents in pustules. Particularly in the petulant. In which case, "pestulance" would be perfectly appropriate.


DCJensen - Aug 22, 2006 2:49:17 pm PDT #9760 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

{{{PC}}} You had to say something, Sunil. I think you picked a good moment.


Cashmere - Aug 22, 2006 2:58:25 pm PDT #9761 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'm staying away from the ebay Hannah Anderson. After my Little Tikes experience, it's best to not go there. Besides, looking at the SIX storage tubs of baby girl clothes in her closet--how many clothes does one child need?

Em is a chip off the old block, that's for sure.

P-C, you said what you needed to, even without thinking too much about it. The genie's out of the bottle, which may be the best thing for all.


DavidS - Aug 22, 2006 3:03:20 pm PDT #9762 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I stepped on one of the spikes holding the landscape timbers in place (the timbers are sort of sunk into the ground now) and it went right through my shoe.

::waits for Hil to show up with competing injury::

P-Cow, I don't get why she doesn't understand that you have successfully moved across country, found an apartment and gotten a job in your chosen field. These are not insignificant things.

Incidentally, please don't follow her work advice. It's as bad as your uncle's apartment advice. You're in an excellent position with your job and in demand.


Cashmere - Aug 22, 2006 3:05:52 pm PDT #9763 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I stepped on one of the spikes holding the landscape timbers in place (the timbers are sort of sunk into the ground now) and it went right through my shoe.

I'm going to assume you keep your tetanus shots up to date as a matter of course.


DCJensen - Aug 22, 2006 3:12:52 pm PDT #9764 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Weird Al Has released his latest single... Don't Download This Song.


WindSparrow - Aug 22, 2006 3:14:24 pm PDT #9765 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Hearts Calli.

Hearts Aimee.

Hearts and worries about and is proud of P-C.

You can print that out and send it to your mom, Polter. I don't s'pose it will actually help. But you can if you want to.

Also, there is this:

Dear Mrs. Cow:

You should be bloody f*ing proud of your son, Polter. He is a fine, upstanding citizen of this strangely spinning planet we inhabit. He hardly ever breaks any laws that I know of, doesn't do drugs he shouldn't, and rarely engages in road rage. That alone is pretty damned fine, so cheer up, because there is more in his favor. He is currently employed in honest labor. Even better, it is somewhat above the level of burger-flipping and toilet-cleaning. Any honest labor, even the most menial is valuable part of making society work, so even when we aren't working at the highest status jobs we are making a contribution. The fact that your son is working at a job which takes far more skill, and is doing so to the satisfaction of his employers (as shown by the good things they say to him) is yet another layer of good on top of the other goodnesses. You seem less than pleased with his academic career, and this makes me intensely sad for you. Polter's accomplishements make me fucking sick with envy: if it weren't for the veneer of civilization beaten down on my head, I'd have killed him and taken his sheep-skins ages ago.

I keep a list, Mrs. Cow. It's a list of people who need to be deaded, people I would cheerfully swing for if I could just take them out with me - child molesters, mostly. You are this -}{- close to getting put on it. So please, for the sake of my exploding eye-balls and rising blood pressure, start saying kind, encouraging things to P-C. If you aren't sure where to begin, try watching a few episodes of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood, then start asking yourself, 'What would Mr. Rogers say?"

WWMRS, Mrs. Cow, WWMRS?

Sincerely Windy

Or is that going a bit too far?


Polter-Cow - Aug 22, 2006 3:15:52 pm PDT #9766 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

You're in an excellent position with your job and in demand.

I mean, I understand her qualms, but:

A) They seriously like me here for whatever reason.
B) My boss actually told me I had "job security" because there was so much for me to do.
C) One of the higher-ups specifically called to reassure me that the fact that it was taking so long to make me full-time was not an indication that they didn't want me.
D) This position was basically created for me, so there's no budget for it, which is why it needs to be approved by Even Higher-Ups.
E) Um, I like it here.

{{{Windy}}} You're too sweet.