Two days in a row of gronk. bah.
happy S is doing just a bit better.
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Two days in a row of gronk. bah.
happy S is doing just a bit better.
hey, what's the awesome website for trip planning/airfare comparisons?
sidestep.com or kayak.com
Is someone missing their gronk this morning? I seem to have more than I should.
Mallory was awake from 4:00 am to 5:30 am, so I have had nothing but gronk today. It's almost 7 pm (and still 100 degrees), and I'm still engronkified.
I hate waiting. Friends from Jordan are getting in today and we're supposed to have dinner and they haven't called yet. I'm hungry. Dinner is probably two hours off still.
I'm a little gronked. Em woke up twice last night. The first time I rocked her and sang to her and put her back down, but 45 minutes later she was up again crying for "milky! milky!" In Eminese, this is "please bring me a sippy cup with any liquid in it." I gave her her water sippy and she grabbed it and laid back down. She cuddled it like it was one of her babies. Not a peep out of her the rest of the night.
I changed my alarm last night to 4:45 am (from 4:00 am) and forgot to turn it back on. I woke up at 5:02 on my own.
So wrong. So absolutely wrong.
I'm hungry and forgot to bring any breakfast with me. Blarg.
45 minutes later she was up again crying for "milky! milky!" In Eminese, this is "please bring me a sippy cup with any liquid in it." I gave her her water sippy and she grabbed it and laid back down. She cuddled it like it was one of her babies. Not a peep out of her the rest of the night.This is deadly cute to those of us who don't have to answer the plea.
Well, I was doing my homework, so it's not like I was sleeping.
She's started crying for us by name, "Momma! Momma! Daaaaaaaddddddeeeeee!" when she wakes up and goddamn it is the most hearwrenching thing ever ever ever.
Uncut cocksucking for Ple (#8)
A bit more here. They're not going into it in great detail, however.
(Unsurprisingly some of the top hits are coming up in French.)
Veronica's love secrets (beware the audio)
Veronica says: If your partner is uncircumcised, try taking the foreskin covered glans penis fully into your mouth. Retract the foreskin while the glans is inside your mouth by gently and slowly pulling on the skin covering the shaft with your fingers. You can also retract the foreskin by applying firm pressure with your lips to the skin on the shaft while pushing the glans penis deeper into your mouth. Suck on the penis while pressing your tongue upwards against the underside of the glans. Another area to stimulate is the meatus ("pee hole"). Hold the shaft of the penis in your hand and use the tip of your tongue to gently massage the meatus and frenum in a circular motion.