I don't give a good gorram about relevant, Wash. Or objective. And I ain't so afraid of losing something that I ain't gonna try to have it. You and I would make one beautiful baby. And I want to meet that child one day. Period.

Zoe ,'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cashmere - Aug 14, 2006 1:57:35 pm PDT #8531 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Congrats to P--everyone else covered the list. The only three things you ABSOLUTELY need to start with are:

Bouncy seat Bassinet car seat bottles/formula diapers

Good luck!


Topic!Cindy - Aug 14, 2006 1:57:55 pm PDT #8532 of 10001
What is even happening?

That's why she moved out west.


vw bug - Aug 14, 2006 1:59:10 pm PDT #8533 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

That's why she moved out west.

Well, yes. Of course! I mean, I just couldn't get the whole pea pods thing right! Who on earth would want to live with me after that?!


Cashmere - Aug 14, 2006 1:59:46 pm PDT #8534 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Peapods ROCK. Craxyhead Emily.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 14, 2006 2:00:12 pm PDT #8535 of 10001
What is even happening?

What an untenable situation. To think Emily lived through your pod proselytizing. Tch.


amych - Aug 14, 2006 2:02:30 pm PDT #8536 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Thank doG you failed to turn her into one of your Pod People.

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vw bug - Aug 14, 2006 2:02:51 pm PDT #8537 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

::weeps::

I'm never going to ever find anyone who will live with me ever again!

::weeps more::


Topic!Cindy - Aug 14, 2006 2:04:03 pm PDT #8538 of 10001
What is even happening?

My friend Maria and I ate pea pods from my nextdoor neighbor's (awesome) garden, when we were little. Only thing? They weren't peapods. They were pods from Sweet Peas (the flower). I believe they may be poisonous, but can't remember the details and can't remember if we turned ourselves in. We didn't eat that many before we wondered if we should stop.

We also ate some sort of red berry from a barberrry plant or the like. Also, as we understand it, poisonous. I seem to recall some to-do. *cough*

In our defense, neither were white, nor square, nor did we think they resembled a tooth, while not being toothy.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 14, 2006 2:04:40 pm PDT #8539 of 10001
What is even happening?

What?
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I t heart you so much.


JZ - Aug 14, 2006 2:05:08 pm PDT #8540 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

And they weren't on your toilet seat.