::weeps::
I'm never going to ever find anyone who will live with me ever again!
::weeps more::
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
::weeps::
I'm never going to ever find anyone who will live with me ever again!
::weeps more::
My friend Maria and I ate pea pods from my nextdoor neighbor's (awesome) garden, when we were little. Only thing? They weren't peapods. They were pods from Sweet Peas (the flower). I believe they may be poisonous, but can't remember the details and can't remember if we turned ourselves in. We didn't eat that many before we wondered if we should stop.
We also ate some sort of red berry from a barberrry plant or the like. Also, as we understand it, poisonous. I seem to recall some to-do. *cough*
In our defense, neither were white, nor square, nor did we think they resembled a tooth, while not being toothy.
What?
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what?
I t heart you so much.
And they weren't on your toilet seat.
Pssst. I love pea pods. And clearly, you must move West.
In our defense, neither were white, nor square, nor did we think they to resemble a tooth, while not toothy.
Suddenly things are making a lot more sense though.
And they weren't on your toilet seat.
Well, yeah. That's just so gross and BOY-ish. We were at one with nature.
Suddenly things are making a lot more sense though.Also in our defense, I don't believe we were six. I think we were more like four.
I think we were more like four.
That makes perfect sense. That's about the time I stuck a pussy-willow up my nose and had to have surgery to get it out.
Ah, kids. Makes me want to have about 20.
Still recovering from the sleepover?
I *thought* I stuck a bean (from the "Don't Spill the Beans" game up my nose). But I hadn't. This was confirmed by medical professionals.
Still recovering from the sleepover?
Yup! Love those kids. Really, I do. But, I'm glad I can send them home.