That's why she moved out west.
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That's why she moved out west.
Well, yes. Of course! I mean, I just couldn't get the whole pea pods thing right! Who on earth would want to live with me after that?!
Peapods ROCK. Craxyhead Emily.
What an untenable situation. To think Emily lived through your pod proselytizing. Tch.
Thank doG you failed to turn her into one of your Pod People.
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::weeps::
I'm never going to ever find anyone who will live with me ever again!
::weeps more::
My friend Maria and I ate pea pods from my nextdoor neighbor's (awesome) garden, when we were little. Only thing? They weren't peapods. They were pods from Sweet Peas (the flower). I believe they may be poisonous, but can't remember the details and can't remember if we turned ourselves in. We didn't eat that many before we wondered if we should stop.
We also ate some sort of red berry from a barberrry plant or the like. Also, as we understand it, poisonous. I seem to recall some to-do. *cough*
In our defense, neither were white, nor square, nor did we think they resembled a tooth, while not being toothy.
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I t heart you so much.
And they weren't on your toilet seat.
Pssst. I love pea pods. And clearly, you must move West.