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Dr. Walsh ,'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Amy - Jun 20, 2006 9:38:38 am PDT #792 of 10001
Because books.

Uh, I think you're right, Aimee.

Also, "where I'm located AT" made my brain hurt.


Tom Scola - Jun 20, 2006 9:40:31 am PDT #793 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Here Illegally, Working Hard and Paying Taxes


beekaytee - Jun 20, 2006 9:41:37 am PDT #794 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Oh man. I'm feeling you Aimee. My online classmates were a revelation in criminal grammar and incredible views. One actually wrote his paper on 'ethics' about 'curing the gays'. Not just gay people in general...but the gays.

I wrote to the prof and expressed my outrage, offering to post a rebuttal but she said she would take care of it. Proving that a vague disclaimer is nobody's friend, she posted some pale thing about 'tolerance', never actually naming the issue. Oy.

eta:Ha, busted my own bad grammar. t /instant karma


Aims - Jun 20, 2006 9:42:18 am PDT #795 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oh, that's not even the worst of it, let me tell you. If participation wasn't a requirement (meaning I actually have to engage some of these people in coversation), I would be doblerizing most of them.

Suzi - tell me it gets better.

One of the women I was talking about my paper with said that she read some book about the trials of motherhood and that she thought "it must have made the obortion[sic] clinics happy" because "it would make women who were unsure of what to do to have the obortion[sic]" I went off.


Aims - Jun 20, 2006 9:44:12 am PDT #796 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Tom, thank you so much for that article. I had no idea.


Jessica - Jun 20, 2006 9:44:56 am PDT #797 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Where I'm located at a basic 4 bedroom house goes for over 800 thousand dollars

Yeah, my heart just bleeds...

Regardless, illegal immigrants STILL HAVE TO FOLLOW LAWS. Just because a person got away with breaking one law, one time (the whole getting-into-the-country but) really doesn't mean they get a free pass to ignore all the other ones once they're here. Sheesh.


beekaytee - Jun 20, 2006 9:45:56 am PDT #798 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Aaaaah! I know just what you mean!

One, seemingly kind, fellow wrote in response to something I said about being dyslexic. He wanted to know what kind of tools I use because his son is similarly 'afflicted' and, since I seemed smart, he was hoping I could advise. I did the best I could, researching and looking things up. Mostly because I don't really use tools. When I was growing up, dyslexic = stupid and one just got on with it. Anyway, in the end, he asked me, in all earnest I guess, if perhaps I was touched by Satan. He seemed to think his son was. "But we'll do our best for him because he sprang from our loins."

I wish I was kidding.


Typo Boy - Jun 20, 2006 9:47:54 am PDT #799 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

chokes.


Aims - Jun 20, 2006 9:48:40 am PDT #800 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

"Maybe your loins were touched by Satan. SATAN! SATAN IN NEW PLACES!"


Lee - Jun 20, 2006 9:49:29 am PDT #801 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I think I'd rather have my loins touched by Satan than by God.