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beekaytee - Jun 20, 2006 9:45:56 am PDT #798 of 10001

Compassionately intolerant

Aaaaah! I know just what you mean!

One, seemingly kind, fellow wrote in response to something I said about being dyslexic. He wanted to know what kind of tools I use because his son is similarly 'afflicted' and, since I seemed smart, he was hoping I could advise. I did the best I could, researching and looking things up. Mostly because I don't really use tools. When I was growing up, dyslexic = stupid and one just got on with it. Anyway, in the end, he asked me, in all earnest I guess, if perhaps I was touched by Satan. He seemed to think his son was. "But we'll do our best for him because he sprang from our loins."

I wish I was kidding.

Typo Boy - Jun 20, 2006 9:47:54 am PDT #799 of 10001

Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

chokes.

Aims - Jun 20, 2006 9:48:40 am PDT #800 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

"Maybe your loins were touched by Satan. SATAN! SATAN IN NEW PLACES!"

Lee - Jun 20, 2006 9:49:29 am PDT #801 of 10001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I think I'd rather have my loins touched by Satan than by God.

Amy - Jun 20, 2006 9:49:34 am PDT #802 of 10001

Because books.

That's a really interesting article. I didn't know that either.

many middle class families cannot afford to purchase one, but many are being sold to illegal immigrants because they will put up to 30 people in a house and are not held to the laws as citizens would be

What gets me here is her assumption, as Jessica pointed out, that they're not held to the same laws legal residents are, but that the more people you put in a house apparently means better odds that the mortgage will be paid.

Steph L. - Jun 20, 2006 9:50:36 am PDT #803 of 10001

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Trudy, Dallas will be finefinefine. I decree it.

touched by Satan

This? Would be a WAY better show than Touched by an Angel.

beekaytee - Jun 20, 2006 9:50:41 am PDT #804 of 10001

Compassionately intolerant

"Maybe your loins were touched by Satan. SATAN! SATAN IN NEW PLACES!"

Aimee. You made my day. I haven't laughed that hard in weeks. Seriously. Having. trouble. typing.

Aims - Jun 20, 2006 9:53:04 am PDT #805 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

I think I'd rather have my loins touched by Satan than by God.

I don't know...I'm guessing that having ones loins touched by Satan will most defintely cause that burning sensation.

Aims - Jun 20, 2006 9:53:30 am PDT #806 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Glad to have made your day, Beej!

erikaj - Jun 20, 2006 10:00:38 am PDT #807 of 10001

Always Anti-fascist!

What would he think about me? I have a learning disability and was damaged during shipping. Argh...Satan's bride. I've got dyscalculia, ftr. Didn't find it till my mid-twenties either.

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