And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - Jul 19, 2006 4:37:24 pm PDT #4935 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

An interesting idea. Build a platform to raise one about 18 inches, and put a storage area in the bottom. Hmmm.
I like this idea.

This is the first time I have had a dishwasher at all in about a decade, so it is still just magic to me.

Took the recycling to my car. In jammies.

Time to swap the laundry and get to folding and hanging the clean stuff.


brenda m - Jul 19, 2006 4:38:14 pm PDT #4936 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Pandemonium!

Also, a fine, fine wedding banquet for the dragonflies?


Ailleann - Jul 19, 2006 4:39:19 pm PDT #4937 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

What happened next?

The dragonflies ate the butterflies?

The dragonflies swarmed the happy couple and forced them to retreat indoors? Or, in a surprise move, ate the bride?


Fred Pete - Jul 19, 2006 4:39:33 pm PDT #4938 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

What happened next?

I have two ideas.

I'll go with, the dragonflies ate the butterflies. The other option is, the dragonflies promptly fell to the ground/floor, dead, because they suffocated in the boxes or couldn't handle the climate.

(Edit to remove white font because others got to my first idea first.)


JZ - Jul 19, 2006 4:40:22 pm PDT #4939 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Impressive for someone who's not even bt!

My friend said, "The dragonflies thought it was Christmas morning, and the butterflies thought it was the Slaughter of the Innocents. And the humans were screaming and crying."


Cass - Jul 19, 2006 4:40:51 pm PDT #4940 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

What happened next?
Lunch.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 19, 2006 4:40:56 pm PDT #4941 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Tom and I have gotten my almost-4-year old nephew's birthday present together! My sister says "he's into bugs." So we got him this:

[link]

and this: [link]

And a couple books about bugs: I'm A Pill Bug! and the Icky Bug Alphabet Book.

Though, the slacker dude at the MIT Coop cracked me up when I explained to him what I wanted: "Have you considered just sending him a big box of bugs?"

Tom braved Toys R Us for the habitat. Brave man.

Anyway, I'm excited. He's at an age where cool stuff is not wasted on him!


Nora Deirdre - Jul 19, 2006 4:42:05 pm PDT #4942 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

HA for the unintentional bug related post!!!!!


brenda m - Jul 19, 2006 4:43:55 pm PDT #4943 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Get him some butterflies! And dragonflies! It'll be fun *and* educational. And may possibly save him from a wedding disaster in the future.


billytea - Jul 19, 2006 4:44:30 pm PDT #4944 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

What happened next?

t goes to happy place