Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Jul 06, 2006 5:56:04 am PDT #3089 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

And I have pictures from the 4th of July weekend festivities, including the firebreathers, burlesque show, and the parade on the 4th: [link]

It's not all my pictures, because I didn't have time to load them all last night. So there will be more later. But check them out. Firebreathers! Dancing girls! Parade!


sj - Jul 06, 2006 6:00:18 am PDT #3090 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Stick-to-it~ma, Raq!

I joined Weight Watchers online a while ago. I don't think I have really posted about it around here. I am not very good at sticking to it, but I am trying. I want to lose some weight, so that it will hopefully ease some fo the pain I am feeling, especially in my knees. When I was 90 lbs in high school, my orthopedic told me to stay that way if I wanted to continue to walk for a long time. I have no intention of being 90 lbs again, but a little less weight would probably be better.


brenda m - Jul 06, 2006 6:02:23 am PDT #3091 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

FWIW, I found that actually going to the meetings was huge in terms of keeping me in line. Not to say the content of the meetings necessarily did anything for me, (we used to weigh in, make and excuse, and, um, go out to the bar as often as not) but just the having to go and face the music.


sj - Jul 06, 2006 6:04:38 am PDT #3092 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Thanks, Brenda. I don't think I can handle mettings, and it is cheaper for me to do it this way.


Jessica - Jul 06, 2006 6:09:27 am PDT #3093 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I hate Sandra Lee with a passion usually reserved for Anne Coulter. She's a mockery of everything I love about food and cooking. Her "food" takes longer to make than cooking from scratch, and looks and tastes like crap.

Her fish-n-chips batter has an ingredients list half a page long, and involves more finicky mixing and measuring than most entire cookbooks. Mine? Mix together: one beer, enough flour to make a batter, pinch of salt, pinch of cayenne. Dip fish in batter. Deep fry. Done.

Her recipe for butterscotch involves unwrapping and melting down a bag of individual Werther's candies. Explain to me how that's easier or faster than melting butter and sugar in a saucepan?

Her pastries...I didn't think it was even possible to make pie dough sound that complicated. Or that expensive.

And don't even get me started on the phone calls she takes from her husband during the show, sweetly reminding the audience that "her man comes first" and how all this "effort" she's putting into her "tablescapes" is just for him. Fucking Stepford fucking bullshit.


Jessica - Jul 06, 2006 6:09:52 am PDT #3094 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

[Okay, I hate her a lot, but not enough for two posts]


Fay - Jul 06, 2006 6:10:24 am PDT #3095 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Bloody well done, Raq! (Although heaven knows, the prospect of you being MORE gorgeous than you already are boggles my mind.)

I have just spent at least an hour, perhaps longer, trying to get my 'phone to accept a UK simcard.

When it didn't work smoothly, I called Vodafone UK like a good little customer. And they told me to call Vodafone Egypt, my previous network. Which I did. And THEY told me to call Vodafone UK. Which I did. And they said, nope, still got to speak to Vodafone Egypt, you need them to give you the unlocking code. So I called Vodafone Egypt again. This time they left me on hold a lot. No, really. A LOT. And eventually they said that, no, they couldn't give me an unlocking code, but maybe Nokia Egypt could. At which point I called Vodafone UK again and said, look, I've been on hold to fucking CAIRO for the past twenty minutes, and do I seriously really have to phone Nokia Egypt in order to change the motherfucking Sim Card from one Vodafone network to the other. Except I was rigidly polite, in a might-crack-and-kill-people-at-any-moment-but- listen-to-me-make-jokes-in-my-dangerous-possibly- psycho-but-painfully-courteous-customer-on-the-edge voice.

They were a bit puzzled, and suggested I try texting.

I have had a weary crack, once more, at calling the ChargeYourPhone number to charge my phone with its prepaid credits, for the 5th time, and suddenly it works.

I do not know at what point in the proceedings it started to work. I do not know whether calling Egypt helped. I am just glad that I was able to multitask to the extent of being able to read Deadzone angsty NC17 threesome fanfic whilst on hold, because otherwise there would have been a bodycount.

Ahem. So, anyway - yay for having a working 'phone again.

draws deep, soothing breath. is calm. honestly.

Hey, Gud - lovely pics! Bless!

I don't know who Sandra Lee or Rachel Ray might be, but it doesn't sound like they're going to come between me and Nigella Lawson anytime soon.


sj - Jul 06, 2006 6:14:17 am PDT #3096 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

And don't even get me started on the phone calls she takes from her husband during the show, sweetly reminding the audience that "her man comes first" and how all this "effort" she's putting into her "tablescapes" is just for him. Fucking Stepford fucking bullshit.

This is also the reason I can't stand the Barefoot Contessa and her, "I cook to make sure my husband has a reason to come home". Grr.

I don't know who Sandra Lee or Rachel Ray might be, but it doesn't sound like they're going to come between me and Nigella Lawson anytime soon.

Love Nigella Lawson.


sumi - Jul 06, 2006 6:14:49 am PDT #3097 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Well, Nigella likes food and enjoys cooking -- that puts her above those two anyday.

(BTW, I hear she's going to be back on the Food Network.)


erikaj - Jul 06, 2006 6:15:00 am PDT #3098 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Aw, baby fandoms make me smile. Some young girl posted *outraged* that HL did not get nominated for "House" for the Emmy. Well, that makes him as much garbage as Alyson Hannigan, SMG, Melissa Leo, Kyle Secor...the list is truly long and illustrious. And my *favorite* show is set in Baltimore...makes my head hurt, the awesome work that will not be recognized there. There is a reason why one of my icons says "An Emmy? They give those things to anybody." Don't know much about making food, but I've watched Nigella. You know, to watch Nigella. She's a babe.