I don't know if I would like it or not. Another one of the million things I've only had in the movies.
Ilona Costa Bianchi ,'The Girl in Question'
Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
P-Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I like you, too! Whyfor the random profession? Not that I mind. I'm just curious.
erika, I would like it if Scott learned how to give a massage (not that he doesn't give a good amateur one). I think I can't make that much contact be unsexual, in my head, though.
Whyfor the random profession?
Sometimes you just want to affirm people.
You might enjoy this old piece from Popgurls
HAHAHAHAHA! Exactly as I'd imagine it.
Goth articles for Jilli (they are a couple months old, so you've probably seen them) [link] and [link]
The idea of massages give me a bit of a squick (so I've never had one). I had a facial once and it was OK, but I didn't think it was as wonderful as some people do. And I didn't think my skin looked that different afterwards. I do get my eyebrows done fairly regularly, and I like the results, although the process is painful.
I love massages. In fact, I would pay cash money for - oh, right.
I hate facials like whoa. I don't mind facial waxing though.
I've had one professional massage. It was okay. Not good enough to make me want to be naked and at the mercy of a stranger with any regularity.
The times when I am all tense and could probably use a massage, I really don't want to be touched, partly because I am sure that any poking at the clenched muscles will hurt like the dickens.
When I get my eyebrows done, it's in the dimmed room with scented candles burning and relaxing music playing. She has me lie down on a warmed, well-padded table. Then, when I'm nice and relaxed, she starts ripping my eyebrows out by the roots.