You might enjoy this old piece from Popgurls
HAHAHAHAHA! Exactly as I'd imagine it.
Mighty fine shindig.
Mal ,'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Glamcookie - Jun 29, 2006 10:04:59 am PDT #2422 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Volans - Jun 29, 2006 10:21:46 am PDT #2423 of 10001
move out and draw fire
Goth articles for Jilli (they are a couple months old, so you've probably seen them) [link] and [link]
Toddson - Jun 29, 2006 10:23:32 am PDT #2424 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
The idea of massages give me a bit of a squick (so I've never had one). I had a facial once and it was OK, but I didn't think it was as wonderful as some people do. And I didn't think my skin looked that different afterwards. I do get my eyebrows done fairly regularly, and I like the results, although the process is painful.
brenda m - Jun 29, 2006 10:25:16 am PDT #2425 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I love massages. In fact, I would pay cash money for - oh, right.
Nora Deirdre - Jun 29, 2006 10:25:23 am PDT #2426 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I hate facials like whoa. I don't mind facial waxing though.
-t - Jun 29, 2006 10:27:43 am PDT #2427 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I've had one professional massage. It was okay. Not good enough to make me want to be naked and at the mercy of a stranger with any regularity.
The times when I am all tense and could probably use a massage, I really don't want to be touched, partly because I am sure that any poking at the clenched muscles will hurt like the dickens.
Toddson - Jun 29, 2006 10:28:30 am PDT #2428 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
When I get my eyebrows done, it's in the dimmed room with scented candles burning and relaxing music playing. She has me lie down on a warmed, well-padded table. Then, when I'm nice and relaxed, she starts ripping my eyebrows out by the roots.
Jessica - Jun 29, 2006 10:30:09 am PDT #2429 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I never thought I would like facials until I had one, but the results were pretty awesome. I don't think my face had ever been that clean before, ever.
My office used to offer free 20-minute massages once a month. They need to bring those back.
Toddson - Jun 29, 2006 10:30:16 am PDT #2430 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Oh, and Raq, I loved the line, "They (goths) like their graveyards and they love their cats."
Volans - Jun 29, 2006 10:33:13 am PDT #2431 of 10001
move out and draw fire
I liked that line too.
I had one facial (not thinking pr0n, not!) and was eh. My face didn't look or feel different.
Massages, OTOH, when done well, are nirvana. I'm trying to decide if I want to pay $2/minute for a massage at the new place near me (I probably won't, as I'd have to walk home, and a good massage leaves me all wobbly).
And yeah, I was a bit ooked by the thought of someone else touching me, but hey, plenty of amateurs have done it, why not a trained professional?