I think what my daughter's trying to say is: nyah nyah nyah nyah.

Joyce ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 27, 2006 3:26:56 pm PDT #2139 of 10001
What is even happening?

You didn't have to lick off all the icing.


§ ita § - Jun 27, 2006 3:43:53 pm PDT #2140 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just had a treadmill test at the cardiologist. She needed to apply electrodes and had me hoist my shirt. She looked perplexed at the size of the bra, and worried that I'd have to take it off so she could get all the electrodes on.

"And run with it off?" She just started to nod and I interrupted her to tell her that wasn't happening, and we'd have to work out another way.

Which we did, but what was she thinking? A chick comes in in an overlarge sports bra, it's not going to be optional. Although it does make my breasts look fabulous, it's more than just a lifestyle choice. It's lifesaving apparatus.


brenda m - Jun 27, 2006 4:18:28 pm PDT #2141 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Steph, you are a genius. Off to the velcro store!

"And run with it off?"

Oh hell no.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 27, 2006 4:19:00 pm PDT #2142 of 10001
What is even happening?

You'd have gotten another concussion.


Cass - Jun 27, 2006 4:22:25 pm PDT #2143 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Happiest of Birthdays, JZ!

Happy anniversary Sparky and Mr. Sparky!

That would be super cool (er, if we could all do that--I don't much care if just you and she could, that would be no fun for me!). I vote yes!
It really would rock. She can run around without a bra on as often as she wants. Lucky bitch.

Sorry: didn't get anything done today. Boob trouble. You know.
snerk

It seems too early for PMS but mine are cranky at the world today.

A chick comes in in an overlarge sports bra, it's not going to be optional.
It's just ... it should be optional. Not the good sports bra for big boobs, the having boobs be the appropriate size for the occasion. Like a boobular dimmer switch.


Cass - Jun 27, 2006 4:25:08 pm PDT #2144 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Huh. Upon read, the Posts of Cass can be summed up as follows: Yay! Yay! Boooooooooooobies! Followed up with some more yay boobies.


JZ - Jun 27, 2006 4:31:19 pm PDT #2145 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Was the cardiologist able to give you any kind of preliminary results right then, or does she have to take the data and ruminate upon it (them) for a while first?

ION, after almost a month and a half of brain-deadness I have finally, with 6 1/2 hours to spare, come up with no less than three thoughtful, highly personal, kick-ass birthday present ideas for Hec. Sadly, of the three, exactly none are doable before tomorrow, and likely also none are doable before the end of the day tomorrow. But they're damn good, and I totally thought of them.


Tom Scola - Jun 27, 2006 4:32:58 pm PDT #2146 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Yay! Yay! Boooooooooooobies!

Cass is wise.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 27, 2006 4:35:50 pm PDT #2147 of 10001
What is even happening?

Is Hec a person who'd rather wait the days it takes to do these things, or is he bigger on celebrating the birthday on the day?


Steph L. - Jun 27, 2006 4:55:18 pm PDT #2148 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Sadly, of the three, exactly none are doable before tomorrow, and likely also none are doable before the end of the day tomorrow.

This is when you make a big certificate with crayons and glue and glitter, saying "This certificate entitles the bearer to one (1): _________ [insert nifty gift of choice here], as soon as the bestower of this certificate gets her shit together and procures the aforementioned [nifty gift of choice]."

signed,
Slacks Off Worse Than Anyone When It Comes To Timely Gifts