good thing matt had things to do today. or I would probbably still be in bed.
Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
So, I've been going through some of the junk that's accumulated in my room over the past several years and unearthed Stephanie Winston's Best Organizing Tips: Quick, simple ways to get organized and get on with your life.
Fill in your own joke here.
My cat is sitting on the recliner avidly watching the Chisellers episode of Life of Mammals.
That's a good episode. Rodents just don't get the airtime on other nature programs.
I'm going to be a TOTAL bitch for a minute.
Not!Emily is in Sweden until July 10. His girlfriend has a key to the apartment so she can come check on his fish a couple of times. Apparently, she's been checking on the fish for the past three days and has decided that they need 24-hour care. Actually, I think it's that she doesn't own a fan and is too cheap to go buy one for her own apartment, so she's been hanging out here. The first night, I was all, "Oh, good to see you!" The second night, I was all, "Oh, your Chinese food must be here, since we didn't order any." Tonight I'm all, "GO THE FUCK HOME!"
Of course, I won't actually say that. I'll be all sweet and kind an wonderful and offer her a beer, but I'll feel it inside.
I think you have every right to ask her to leave. It's your home and not hers and Not!Emily never asked if she could come over while he's out of the country.
It's your home and not hers and Not!Emily never asked if she could come over while he's out of the country.
He did, actually. Just not if she could stay for several days.
I really don't think he intended her to do this. Actually, I wouldn't even mind so much if she would ask. But, this just being here is driving me a little nuts.
That's pretty ballsy of her, but it puts you in an awkward position if you don't want to be seen as bitchy.
Thinking "Go the Fuck Home" thoughts towards her on your behalf.
She did this not because she could not afford to retire, but because she was strong, healthy and liked to keep moving.
I love the idea of working because I want to when I'm 80, but the idea of having to, not so much. That said, I'm very happy with my print.
I think I'ma go on an all-strawberry shortcake diet for the foreseeable future.
Last summer, I visited Oregon during strawberry season. I had strawberry waffles for breakfast and the most incredible strawberry shortcake for dinner. OMG, I would so go on an all-strawberry shortcake diet if I lived in strawberry country!
Fill in your own joke here.I just moved. I fear fire and damnation should I snark on others...
but I'll feel it inside.You should say it out loud as well. Nicely, but it's not her place...
I really don't think he intended her to do this. Actually, I wouldn't even mind so much if she would ask. But, this just being here is driving me a little nuts.::points up:: See? Even you realize this.
Last summer, I visited Oregon during strawberry season.They are a total revelation here... I used to think they were fine as fruits go but I never was a huge fan. Turns out? I'd never really tasted nummy strawberries before. Mmmmmmm...