Here, Erin: Jilli VoiceOfReason "Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters." Jun 23, 2006 11:10:11 am PDT
Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Lee - Jun 25, 2006 10:43:02 am PDT #1652 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Strix - Jun 25, 2006 10:44:30 am PDT #1653 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Thanks, Lee!
So cute!
Lee - Jun 25, 2006 10:45:50 am PDT #1654 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Dear lord, my gronk is strong today. I have a list of things I've decided I "need" at Target, and that's still not enough to get me up and moving.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jun 25, 2006 10:56:31 am PDT #1655 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
Yes, the kitty cuteness is high!
Trinian has adapted remarkably well. She has even shown signs of friendliness towards the new boys. We are very surprised by how calm the whole kitty vibe has been.
Strix - Jun 25, 2006 11:08:18 am PDT #1656 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
She knows she's Queen Pussy. The kittens are both boys, right? That helps.
vw bug - Jun 25, 2006 11:22:04 am PDT #1657 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
I've done about 10 minutes of culling paper files, and I'm pooped. This is gonna be a hella fun month.
Remember, you're gonna have lots of help. You don't have to do this by yourself. Sorry I'm not home to help today. BUT, clean laundry!
beth b - Jun 25, 2006 12:13:10 pm PDT #1658 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
good thing matt had things to do today. or I would probbably still be in bed.
Emily - Jun 25, 2006 12:23:00 pm PDT #1659 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
So, I've been going through some of the junk that's accumulated in my room over the past several years and unearthed Stephanie Winston's Best Organizing Tips: Quick, simple ways to get organized and get on with your life.
Fill in your own joke here.
billytea - Jun 25, 2006 12:53:35 pm PDT #1660 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
My cat is sitting on the recliner avidly watching the Chisellers episode of Life of Mammals.
That's a good episode. Rodents just don't get the airtime on other nature programs.
vw bug - Jun 25, 2006 1:42:21 pm PDT #1661 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
I'm going to be a TOTAL bitch for a minute.
Not!Emily is in Sweden until July 10. His girlfriend has a key to the apartment so she can come check on his fish a couple of times. Apparently, she's been checking on the fish for the past three days and has decided that they need 24-hour care. Actually, I think it's that she doesn't own a fan and is too cheap to go buy one for her own apartment, so she's been hanging out here. The first night, I was all, "Oh, good to see you!" The second night, I was all, "Oh, your Chinese food must be here, since we didn't order any." Tonight I'm all, "GO THE FUCK HOME!"
Of course, I won't actually say that. I'll be all sweet and kind an wonderful and offer her a beer, but I'll feel it inside.