I think Job was kind of a doormat. I think, if I were a deity, I would want my worshippers not to act like doormats. If I'm acting like a jerk, I want to hear about it, that I may correct my jerky ways.

This possibly is why I am not a deity.

You can be my deity.

Any diety named Nutty is a great diety in my book.

Instead of fire and brimstone, Nutty will rain various chocolate-covered goodies on your city....

And glitter. Don't forget the glitter.

I don't know about the glitter -- that stuff gets everywhere. Although, if I am a deity, I can make it all magnetized glitter, that jumps into the trash bag as soon as I want it to, can't I? Just like my chocolate would be immune to melting.

Or bio-degradable glitter - one good rain and it melts?

Or the glitter serves as food for the toads (after the rain of toads).

Chocolate glitter, y'all. You're the deity, you can make it work.

I don't want there to be toads.

I also don't want it to be morning, on the assumption that I will be less sleepy in the afternoon. I'm barely keeping my eyes open, and for some reason on the drive in it made me spill tears.