Yay for 3D vision! depth perception is your friend!
Elliot: I thought I said discreet. Gwen: What, do you see nipple?
'Just Rewards (2)'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Toddson - Jun 07, 2006 4:53:36 am PDT #990 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Gudanov - Jun 07, 2006 4:54:44 am PDT #991 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
When I checked out CNN this morning I was meet with this eye-rolling quote from the lead story about the gay marriage ban.
"I don't believe there's any issue that's more important than this one," said Republican Sen. David Vitter.
Sure, I mean it isn't like we're in the middle of a war.
tommyrot - Jun 07, 2006 4:58:24 am PDT #992 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue: 1811 slang dictionary
A DICTIONARY OF BUCKISH SLANG, UNIVERSITY WIT, AND PICKPOCKET ELOQUENCE.
UNABRIDGED FROM THE ORIGINAL 1811 EDITION WITH A FOREWORD BY ROBERT CROMIE
COMPILED ORIGINALLY BY CAPTAIN GROSE.
AND NOW CONSIDERABLY ALTERED AND ENLARGED, WITH THE MODERN CHANGES AND IMPROVEMENTS, BY A MEMBER OF THE WHIP CLUB.
ASSISTED BY HELL-FIRE DICK, AND JAMES GORDON, ESQRS. OF CAMBRIDGE; AND WILLIAM SOAMES, ESQ. OF THE HON. SOCIETY OF NEWMAN'S HOTEL.
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TO AMUSE. To fling dust or snuff in the eyes of the person intended to be robbed; also to invent some plausible tale, to delude shop-keepers and others, thereby to put them off their guard. CANT.
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APE LEADER. An old maid; their punishment after death, for neglecting increase and multiply, will be, it is said, leading apes in hell.
Huh?
Jessica - Jun 07, 2006 4:59:14 am PDT #993 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
APE LEADER. An old maid; their punishment after death, for neglecting increase and multiply, will be, it is said, leading apes in hell.
Oh, snap.
[Woah, I thought we were in Movies for a second. The thread topics are converging!]
amych - Jun 07, 2006 5:02:43 am PDT #994 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
HELL-FIRE DICK
I hear these newfangled anti-biotics can work wonders.
Spidra Webster - Jun 07, 2006 5:07:32 am PDT #995 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Yay tommyrot!
tommyrot - Jun 07, 2006 5:12:39 am PDT #996 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
BOH. Said to be the name of a Danish general, who so terrified his opponent Foh, that he caused him to bewray himself. Whence, when we smell a stink, it is custom to exclaim, Foh! i.e. I smell general Foh. He cannot say Boh to a goose; i.e. he is a cowardly or sheepish fellow. There is a story related of the celebrated Ben Jonson, who always dressed very plain; that being introduced to the presence of a nobleman, the peer, struck by his homely appearance and awkward manner, exclaimed, as if in doubt, "you Ben Johnson! why you look as if you could not say Boh to a goose!" "Boh!" replied the wit.
Sean K - Jun 07, 2006 5:12:58 am PDT #997 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
We've too many people already, and I don't think we are psyhologically or socially set up for that.
There'ssomanyofusthere'ssomanyofusthere'ssomany there'ssomanyofusthere'ssomanyofusthere'ssomany LET'S HAVE A WAR!
::ahem::
Sorry. Just letting my inner punk show for a second. But yes, I'm right there with you, Raq. Overpopulation is the big white elephant in the room that looms (Hi Pete!) over pretty much all other impending global crises.
Hmm... I'm maybe not helping.
"I don't believe there's any issue that's more important than this one," said Republican Sen. David Vitter.
Sure, I mean it isn't like we're in the middle of a war.
If that's the same guy, Jon Stewart showed a clip of him saying that, and the rest of the quote (shown on the clip) is, in fact, "This is ten times more important than the war in Iraq and the global war on terror combined." [emphasis his]
Ginger - Jun 07, 2006 5:14:49 am PDT #998 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Yay, Tommyrot! It sounds like you either got the real deal or that the cure was to stick a needle in your eye. Are three-dimensional scrambled eggs really an improvement, though?
Sean K - Jun 07, 2006 5:15:08 am PDT #999 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
BOH. Said to be the name of a Danish general, who so terrified his opponent Foh, that he caused him to bewray himself. Whence, when we smell a stink, it is custom to exclaim, Foh! i.e. I smell general Foh. He cannot say Boh to a goose; i.e. he is a cowardly or sheepish fellow. There is a story related of the celebrated Ben Jonson, who always dressed very plain; that being introduced to the presence of a nobleman, the peer, struck by his homely appearance and awkward manner, exclaimed, as if in doubt, "you Ben Johnson! why you look as if you could not say Boh to a goose!" "Boh!" replied the wit.
Umm.... yeah. And I thought the humor in the WWII era Bugs Bunny cartoons was a little over my head.