This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.

Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jars - Jul 28, 2006 5:15:28 am PDT #9151 of 10002

I'm a size 10 or 12 English, I have no idea what that is in American, and I'm 5ft 7inches. I just happen to be really heavy. I think I have dense bones or something.


tommyrot - Jul 28, 2006 5:16:12 am PDT #9152 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

File this link under timewasters: [link]

"Modern Living/Neurotica Series" is a collection of odd, claustrophobic little Flash toys.


sarameg - Jul 28, 2006 5:20:49 am PDT #9153 of 10002

I got to squawk fuckfuckFUCK this morning at 7:07 am. Hrm. Maybe not that entertaining. Unless you realize it was accompanied by the ohshitmousie dance and Devi was actually carrying a neon green fake mouse while she warbled around the living room.

I bought the neon colored mice for a reason. Apparently, I'm not bright enough at 7:07 to figure out live mice don't come in neon green.


Calli - Jul 28, 2006 5:23:20 am PDT #9154 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Could have been a punk mouse, sarameg. Best to not take chances and do the dance.


Liese S. - Jul 28, 2006 5:36:20 am PDT #9155 of 10002
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Ah. This morning's wake-up call was brought to you by the Seabiscuit's grand discovery that he now possesses a herd of cattle, and where would I like him to put them. They're gone now, and he is bereft, and clearly blames me for lacking definitive action leading to their departure.

But it wasn't mice, of any musical persuasion.


Theodosia - Jul 28, 2006 5:36:45 am PDT #9156 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Could have been a gene-altered mousie, too. Some of them glow in the dark....

Sorry on the MIA this morning (not really very). My TiVo had some channel-changing issues last night and recorded an episode of Pee-Wee's Playhouse instead of TDS, so I watched it instead. Perhaps a little too brain-altering for first thing in the morning.

Today at work, first big presentation of the Big Application for the actual users so we're fast working on a lot of little niggly details like column headings and putting asterisks in front of the tags of the required fields.


bon bon - Jul 28, 2006 5:46:34 am PDT #9157 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

For ita, a new review of Eureka: [link]


sarameg - Jul 28, 2006 5:47:17 am PDT #9158 of 10002

Man, Liese, you took away his cows?! Just cruel.


Kat - Jul 28, 2006 5:57:42 am PDT #9159 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Jars, an English 10 or 12 is an American 8 or 10. An American 4 is roughly an English 6.


Burrell - Jul 28, 2006 6:07:01 am PDT #9160 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Kat, clearly in your case the size is the more relevant measure than the BMI. You are not overweight, you are overmuscled!

Speaking of weight/food issues, here's mine. I have a hard time these days gauging my hunger. I can't tell if I'm really hungry and should eat, or if I just haven't adjusted back down to not-nursing level of caloric intake. IN which case I shouldn't eat, right? It's weird. I've always trusted my body's hunger.