Angel: Yeah, I never told anyone about this, but I-I liked your poems. Spike: You like Barry Manilow.

'Hell Bound'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - Jul 26, 2006 9:52:38 am PDT #8865 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I like the new commercial where it shows a middle-aged black guy browsing in a drug store. He brings a box of tampons up to the counter where the teenage clerk rings them up. He carries them out to the car and his young, teenage daughter is crouched in the passenger seat, too embarrassed to buy them herself. The voice over says, "it takes a man to be a dad." That one gets me every time.

awwww. reminds me of a story from my teenage years. My dad is super cool. One day, he asked me if I needed anything from the store. I hesitated, just thinking, he said "If you need any of that feminine stuff, I'll buy it, but you have to be specific. I need the name and the color of the box" so, I was laughing, and my mother overheard this conversation and was horrified.

Our front hallway was L shaped, so she pulled me into the short end of the hallway to whisper furiously that it was inappropriate to talk about "that sort of thing" with a man, even my father, blah blah blah. As I was staring at her incredulously, my father poked his head around the corner and yelled "PERIOD, PERIOD, PERIOD!!" My mother was speechless with shock and horror as I collapsed against the wall laughing. As my mother began to recover, he poked his head around the corner again and shouted "NAPKIN! NAPKIN! NAPKIN!" as I again doubled over with laughter. My mother screeched out "JER-RY!" and took off to grab him and yell at him. She made him apologize, but it wasn't very effective because neither of us could stop laughing, as she stood there glaring with her arms crossed, tapping her toe indignantly.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 26, 2006 9:55:43 am PDT #8866 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh my, that's hilarious, Vortex.


Nutty - Jul 26, 2006 9:58:07 am PDT #8867 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

"PERIOD, PERIOD, PERIOD!!"

Ha! Awesome.


Vortex - Jul 26, 2006 9:59:03 am PDT #8868 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

It's probably my favorite dad story. My mother is a lunatic. I had to hide tampons in my room all during high school. I remember the satisfaction that I felt the first time I had an apartment during college and could just put the damn things under the sink!


juliana - Jul 26, 2006 10:01:22 am PDT #8869 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

"NAPKIN! NAPKIN! NAPKIN!"

Fan. Fucking. Tastic.


Jesse - Jul 26, 2006 10:05:46 am PDT #8870 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Your parents sound like an awesome combination, Vortex.


Vortex - Jul 26, 2006 10:14:10 am PDT #8871 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Your parents sound like an awesome combination, Vortex.

you say awesome, I say freaky and antipodal. Whichever, they've been together for 36 years.


-t - Jul 26, 2006 10:19:13 am PDT #8872 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's beautiful, Vortex!


Jesse - Jul 26, 2006 10:21:49 am PDT #8873 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

you say awesome, I say freaky and antipodal. Whichever, they've been together for 36 years.

I meant I am full of awe that you and they have survived this long!

...just kidding.

Crap. I am now in that point at work where I wait for people to get back to me. People who are not in the office. I guess I could start on the next thing, but eh.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 26, 2006 10:30:14 am PDT #8874 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

It's probably my favorite dad story. My mother is a lunatic. I had to hide tampons in my room all during high school.

Because it would be so much less embarrassing to deal with the consequences of their lack than just having the things conveniently on hand?