I really liked Azalea Solomon Smay (middle name from JZ's maternal side), but then realized that the initals were a no-go.
Actually, it seems most appropos, given your wife's spectacular booty.
Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.
'Dirty Girls'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Jul 25, 2006 9:14:48 am PDT #8628 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Frankenbuddha - Jul 25, 2006 9:15:41 am PDT #8629 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Funny how vanquishing evil didn't get the results we were promised.
Shhhhh! You're not supposed to acknowledge the man behind the curtain.
Fred Pete - Jul 25, 2006 9:17:12 am PDT #8630 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
Funny how vanquishing evil didn't get the results we were promised.
A great deal of evil continues to flourish. Depending on your definition of "evil."
beekaytee - Jul 25, 2006 9:22:01 am PDT #8631 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant
Shhhhh! You're not supposed to acknowledge the man behind the curtain.
t dry snerk Seriously t /dry snerk
Jesse - Jul 25, 2006 9:30:40 am PDT #8632 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh hey, I learned something funny at lunch today: My coworker is on the same hockey team as Mike Meyers! Apparently he is prone to not bringing his own water and using up other peoples'.
tommyrot - Jul 25, 2006 9:31:56 am PDT #8633 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
When zombie mobs go wrong:
Six friends spruced up in fake blood and tattered clothing were arrested in downtown Minneapolis on suspicion of toting "simulated weapons of mass destruction." Police said the group were allegedly carrying bags with wires sticking out, making it look like a bomb, while meandering and dancing to music as part of a "zombie dance party" Saturday night. "They were arrested for behavior that was suspicious and disturbing," said Lt. Gregory Reinhardt, a police spokesman. Police also said the group was uncooperative and intimidated people with their "ghoulish" makeup.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 25, 2006 9:43:44 am PDT #8634 of 10002
What is even happening?
I wish I could get my kids to like tacos or spagetti or both. How can kids not like tacos or spagetti?
Chris isn't crazy about the tacos, but he'll eat them. Well, he mostly eats the tomatoes, the tortillas (the soft ones) and cheese. He's not a meat fan, and I think he thinks the lettuce is superfluous.
We live on frigging spaghetti, but Julia's the only one who wants sauce on it. The boys both want it with butter and cheese. What I pass off to them as butter and cheese is usually spaghetti, with a little sauce mixed in (while still in the pot) to prevent sticking, and cheese. They're catching onto my trick, though.
bon bon - Jul 25, 2006 9:47:04 am PDT #8635 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Oh hey, I learned something funny at lunch today: My coworker is on the same hockey team as Mike Meyers! Apparently he is prone to not bringing his own water and using up other peoples'.
I still laugh that Gawker "spiked" all Myers sightings with a hockey stick...until the day the editors saw him with a hockey stick.
Jesse - Jul 25, 2006 9:55:12 am PDT #8636 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I still laugh that Gawker "spiked" all Myers sightings with a hockey stick...until the day the editors saw him with a hockey stick.
Yeah, that was funny. But don't you mean "spindled"??
How can kids not like tacos or spagetti?
Yeah, that's weird. Anyone who doesn't like tacos in some variation is just not right to me anyway.
Hayden - Jul 25, 2006 10:03:45 am PDT #8637 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Matilda Azalea Smay
My god, that's awesome.
The BF and I have taken to barking out "Swengin" Wu-style at each other at odd moments. We both find this way more amusing than it has any right to be.
I love this.
Erika: see you in the funny pictures! Or the Movies thread, as need be.