Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"

'Lessons'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Calli - Jul 25, 2006 7:49:42 am PDT #8601 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Here's a fun toy: [link]

You put in a url and it shows the site as line art.


sarameg - Jul 25, 2006 7:53:59 am PDT #8602 of 10002

This is just freaky weird: [link]


Jessica - Jul 25, 2006 7:55:30 am PDT #8603 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

America's Test Kitchen Sangria:

Serves 4

2 large juice oranges , washed; one orange sliced; remaining orange juiced
1 large lemon , washed and sliced
1/4 cup granulated sugar
1/4 cup Triple Sec
1 bottle inexpensive, fruity, medium-bodied red wine (750 milliliters), chilled
1. Add sliced orange, lemon, and sugar to large pitcher; mash gently with wooden spoon until fruit releases some juice, but is not totally crushed, and sugar dissolves, about 1 minute. Stir in orange juice, Triple Sec, and wine; refrigerate for at least 2, and up to 8, hours.

2. Before serving, add 6 to 8 ice cubes and stir briskly to distribute settled fruit and pulp; serve immediately.


erikaj - Jul 25, 2006 7:57:12 am PDT #8604 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

There is probably an Al Swearingen Somebody out there, new parents being what they are. Corwood, if you go on being brilliant like that you can do it wherever you want. So, yes, I'll confine my comments on that particular fucking television experience to movies in the future. Putting out the canned peaches and all.(Whitefonted for putting vulgarity out on the thoroughfares of Natter.) weng mai (crosses fingers) God is is getting me back for bitching about the Chinese in Firefly, I swear.


Steph L. - Jul 25, 2006 7:57:35 am PDT #8605 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

You put in a url and it shows the site as line art.

I assume I'm not the only one who put in the b.org URL: [link]


Theodosia - Jul 25, 2006 8:09:54 am PDT #8606 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

You know what would be cool? If we could pass around the Buffista Hive-Palate, sort of like the three Norns do with their single eyeball....


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 25, 2006 8:13:41 am PDT #8607 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

It would probably gag the next time I use lots of cilantro to season something.


bon bon - Jul 25, 2006 8:23:16 am PDT #8608 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Ha! Speaking of, is anyone here an expert on pate de foie gras by mail order? I was thinking about shipping some to Bob's mom as a thank you, but am worried it might not be any good. I found some online but don't know what's acceptable.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 25, 2006 8:24:04 am PDT #8609 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

"It kind of reminds . . . I could use the Third Reich, the big lie," Inhofe said.

"You say something over and over and over and over again, and people will believe it, and that's their strategy."

Oh, to have been present at that interview and therefore able to shout "Like that whole "Weapons of Mass Destruction' hunt!"


Jesse - Jul 25, 2006 8:27:37 am PDT #8610 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I just got my son's insurance card in the mail, naming him as "Peter Edward ..." Actually his name is "Peter Hawkins ..."

My mother was baptised Leslie John because the priest literally didn't believe anyone would name their daughter Leslie.

On the sangria, I made some really bad made-up sangria on vacation, and by the second it was actually not that bad. So my only advice is, if it doesn't seem like it's working, give it an extra day or so.