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§ ita § - Jul 21, 2006 7:36:29 pm PDT #8199 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hmm. I've been clicking randomly through these RPG-themed unmotivational posters. So far this supremely geeky entry has given me the biggest laugh.

I want a cupcake. Can I have a cupcake? The metallic tingling's back, and I think a chocolate cupcake could fix it.

Strega - Jul 21, 2006 7:37:28 pm PDT #8200 of 10002

You should definitely have a cupcake. Particularly if there are sprinkles.

Lee - Jul 21, 2006 7:39:12 pm PDT #8201 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

How come ita gets a cupcake, and I didn't?

Is it because I gave up on Hex?

Strega - Jul 21, 2006 7:40:42 pm PDT #8202 of 10002

You may have a cupcake as well.

Cupcakes for all!

Sprinkles for them what wants 'em!

Beer for me!

Lee - Jul 21, 2006 7:42:15 pm PDT #8203 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Woot!

§ ita § - Jul 21, 2006 7:45:16 pm PDT #8204 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I suspect Strega has more beer than I have cupcakes. By any useful measure. However, I think I have some chocolates left over from Christmas. Which was way too long ago.

Or I could go all the way to the kitchen and get, like, Horlicks or hot chocolate or even Milo.

Lee - Jul 21, 2006 7:48:48 pm PDT #8205 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

You could order some Oh Chocolate chocolates, but that wouldn't help you right now.

Strega - Jul 21, 2006 7:55:49 pm PDT #8206 of 10002

I suspect Strega has more beer than I have cupcakes.

Nuh uh! I mean... well, once I start digesting it, it's not beer anymore, right? So I have no beer at all now. It's very sad. But probably for the best.

I do have half a... cannister-y thing... of German chocolate though. I'll give it to you if someone will bring me more beer.

§ ita § - Jul 21, 2006 8:00:08 pm PDT #8207 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The other Oh Chocolate brother was in town a couple weeks ago, and the Intro Fight instructor had us spar each other since we were both not introductory.

Sheeit. Dude knocked me around. It's hard to explain, since I didn't leave in pain or anything. But he knocked me around. When I grumbled about it to the instructor he pointed out that the guy was 90lbs heavier than me.

All I can think--least he could have done was give me chocolate. Before, after, during. Just give me chocolate.

I had a Ghirardelli chocolate. There was mint. It was...well, so sweet I don't want a cupcake anymore.

Strega - Jul 21, 2006 8:04:52 pm PDT #8208 of 10002

Now I'm obsessed with sprinkles. But if I had sprinkles, I'd probably wish I had kprinkles. Buddha was right.

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