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I suspect Strega has more beer than I have cupcakes.
Nuh uh! I mean... well, once I start digesting it, it's not beer anymore, right? So I have no beer at all now. It's very sad. But probably for the best.
I do have half a... cannister-y thing... of German chocolate though. I'll give it to you if someone will bring me more beer.
The other Oh Chocolate brother was in town a couple weeks ago, and the Intro Fight instructor had us spar each other since we were both not introductory.
Sheeit. Dude knocked me around. It's hard to explain, since I didn't leave in pain or anything. But he knocked me around. When I grumbled about it to the instructor he pointed out that the guy was 90lbs heavier than me.
All I can think--least he could have done was give me chocolate. Before, after, during. Just give me chocolate.
I had a Ghirardelli chocolate. There was mint. It was...well, so sweet I don't want a cupcake anymore.
Now I'm obsessed with sprinkles. But if I had sprinkles, I'd probably wish I had kprinkles. Buddha was right.
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I'm thinking of naming my beard. Pets need names, right?
George is too obvious. Any girl name would be too creepy. What I need is a gender-neutral name. The kind of name that only pets have.
Bosco, maybe, or Thumper.
Did I post here that yesterday at work I found a cupcake in the fridge leftover from like two weeks ago, and it was still surprisingly good, due, I'm sure, to the high fat content.
This morning, my cat really really didn't want me to be late for work. Which is nice, I guess, but dude! I don't need to get up at 7:30 on the weekend!
I know the feeling, Jesse.
Not the cupcake having though.
Cats are evil.
They love places, not people.
They are all about routines.
Cats. Do not let that purr fool you.
I have got nothing for cats.They are like the uber-capitialists of the pet world. They take and take and give nothing back.
I would trade the entire species for a single dog.
Good thing they are cute then, huh?
Good thing they are cute then, huh?
Yeah. He was even cute about it, not obnoxious. But still.
I'm watching some of the World Series of Pop Culture, and it's a good time. I totally rocked the Name That Rapper category, and am slightly embarassed that I remembered the Hildegard one of the Bosom Buddies guys' drag names, but not Buffy, the other name.