Jayne ,'The Train Job'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
An anatomically correct gargoyle
How the fuck do they know that it's "anatomically correct"? Did they have a live gargoyle to compare it to?
She loves him enough, she said, to save him through artful surgery — if that's what it takes. "It can be removed," she said.
This is not true love.
Soooo, I'm having a not-so-great day at work, and when I finally sneak some time to skim Natter, I discover you people are talking about ocelots and Really Rosie ...
I love you all so very much. And now I'm going to listen to Really Rosie on my iPod.
Had a dream last night. Everyone in it was ear- and eye-budded into something recorded in the past. I was the sole participant in the now.
Actually, it was kind of dull.
I had a dream last night that I was pregnant, only I hadn't had sex in 3 months and didn't know who got me pregnant. I got an abortion pill, but it got mixed up in the bottom of my purse with cold medication, vitamins and ecstasy, and I didn't know which pill did what.
Oh, and I kept losing my car, and I went back to teach the first day of school, but it was a disaster cause I was teaching Biology, not English, and you know -- PREGNANT -- and I also found out I'd slept with a friend on 12/2 and was trying to learn how to lasso stuff while he played an Alias videogame and tried not to talk to me about when he had sex with me.
And I ran in and out of a crack house.
I'm happy to be awake now.
I continue to be just as glad not to remember dreams.
Why do I read Salon's letter pages?
Why?
Oh, it was interesting! I kept going back to sleep to find out what happened cause, well, I had housework and/or lesson plans awaiting me on the other side.
Also, I've never even kissed this friend IRL, and I wanted to see what the sex was like. Alas, it never came up. I just know I had it.
but it got mixed up in the bottom of my purse with cold medication, vitamins and ecstasy
Bhaw!
Damn, that was funny.