Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

Spike ,'Potential'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Aims - Jul 21, 2006 8:38:32 am PDT #7984 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Goodnight stars, goodnight air, goodnight noises EVERYWHERE, beeyotch.

One hippo all alone calls two hippos on the phone. Three hippos at the door bring along another four. Five hippos come overdressed, six hippos show up with a guest. Seven hippos arrive in a sack. Eight hippos sneak in the back. Nine hippos come to work. ALL THE HIPPOS GO BERSERK!!! All through the hippo night, hippos play with great delight. But at the hippo break of day, the hippos all must go away.


Aims - Jul 21, 2006 8:40:22 am PDT #7985 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

But I'm with Lee on some things don't need to be said on public TV by big name personalities.

I'ma gonna pop psychologize Baba and say that public breastfeeding makes her uncomfortable because she is harbouring guilty feelings about not being able to nurse her daughter because said daughter is adopted.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 21, 2006 8:40:44 am PDT #7986 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Ahhhh!!! Baby book mindworms!!!


Hayden - Jul 21, 2006 8:40:54 am PDT #7987 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

ALL THE HIPPOS GO BERSERK!!!

A recent favorite in the Industries household.


Aims - Jul 21, 2006 8:41:40 am PDT #7988 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Emeline gets the book off her bookshelf, opens it to that page and just SQUEALS.

Sandra Boynton is the QUEEN SUPREME of baby books. I simply adore her.


P.M. Marc - Jul 21, 2006 8:42:08 am PDT #7989 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Books I know by heart

  • Hippos Go Berserk
  • Moo, Baa, La La La!
  • Blue Hat, Green Hat
  • One, Two, Three
  • But Not the Hippopotamous
  • Pets
  • Weather
  • Bedtime
  • Goodnight Moon
  • Guess How Much I Love You?

and many, many more.


Emily - Jul 21, 2006 8:44:50 am PDT #7990 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Is That My Daddy? That's Not My Daddy!


Sean K - Jul 21, 2006 8:46:04 am PDT #7991 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Emeline gets the book off her bookshelf, opens it to that page and just SQUEALS.

I have seen this. It's lethally cute.


sarameg - Jul 21, 2006 8:46:50 am PDT #7992 of 10002

When they get a little older, you'll have to add Walter, the Farting Dog to their repetoire.

The nephew made my mom read it 4 times in sucession one night.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 21, 2006 8:48:19 am PDT #7993 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

OMG I just discovered Walter the Farting Dog on my recent bug book quest for my nephew. MUST GET FOR OTHER NIECE.