Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JenP - Jun 05, 2006 10:49:35 am PDT #793 of 10002

Perkins=super generous.


sarameg - Jun 05, 2006 10:51:28 am PDT #794 of 10002

There's leftoevers leftovers in the office next door!

it is virtually impossible for my to type leftovers without inserting an extra e.


aurelia - Jun 05, 2006 10:55:18 am PDT #795 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Love this from the Colbert speech

We played a drinking game called Lincoln-Douglas. Great game. What you do is, you act out the Lincoln-Douglas debate and any time one of the guys mentions the Dred Scott decision you have to chug a beer. Well, technically 3/5 of a beer. [groans from audience]

You DO have a good education! I wasn’t sure if anybody was going to get that joke.


Volans - Jun 05, 2006 11:01:08 am PDT #796 of 10002
move out and draw fire

Colbert is totally my Seekrit Boyfriend. I'm also slightly amused that the transcript of his speech that I read mistyped the line as: "our all-too-poorest borders"


Aims - Jun 05, 2006 11:02:40 am PDT #797 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I SAW THAT.

whistles innocently

HEY! You have dibs on Alton! You have to share one of them!


Jessica - Jun 05, 2006 11:05:03 am PDT #798 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

FINE. I'll just have to comfort myself with this picture of me touching Jamie Bamber.

(Relevance, what's that?)


erikaj - Jun 05, 2006 11:07:06 am PDT #799 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

I would have every intention of making out with Colbert, but if he ever looked like he was making Anchor Face, I'd get cracked up and couldn't follow through with it.


Aims - Jun 05, 2006 11:07:08 am PDT #800 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

And it's a son, and he's as adorable as can be. He's right at the age where you can see the kind of toddler he's going to grow up to be, in a few months, but is still a baby. At the end of being a baby, because he runs around, zooming all over the place, and expresses what he wants and doesn't want with words that most people, not just his parents, can understand, but still a baby who cuddles up on his mommy's shoulder when he's tired after she's reading him a bed-time story.

That's right where Em is. She's so independent and doesn't do anything slow, but if she's tired, cranky, or just needs some comfort, she hangs like a baby. My favorite thing in the world is getting home from work and she RUNS to the back door yelling "MOMMA! MOMMA!" and jumps into my arms for a big hug. ::sigh::


Glamcookie - Jun 05, 2006 11:07:47 am PDT #801 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Jessica, I'm more in love with this one: [link]

Squee!!!!


JenP - Jun 05, 2006 11:07:59 am PDT #802 of 10002

Yum. (That's directed at both the leftovers AND the picture of Jamie Bamber. I love multitasking.)