I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much, and... some of it's made up, and... some of it can't be quantified, and... there's secrets.

River ,'Safe'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jun 05, 2006 9:44:08 am PDT #777 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

(Boy, I sound like a major drug pusher here. But, but, needles. In EYES. I don't have a needle squick, but in EYES.)

Well, just one eye, actually....


Glamcookie - Jun 05, 2006 9:50:08 am PDT #778 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

The 30s rock. I love being settled in my home and relationship. The 20s were too much drama and too little money.


tommyrot - Jun 05, 2006 9:53:53 am PDT #779 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Stephen Colbert's commencement speech:

And when you enter the workforce, you will find competition from those crossing our all-too-porous borders. Now I know you're all going to say, "Stephen, Stephen, immigrants built America." Yes, but here's the thing--it's built now. I think it was finished in the mid-70s sometime. At this point it's a touch-up and repair job. But thankfully Congress is acting and soon English will be the official language of America. Because if we surrender the national anthem to Spansih, the next thing you know, they'll be translating the Bible. God wrote it in English for a reason! So it could be taught in our public schools.

So we must build walls. A wall obviously across the entire southern border. That's the answer. That may not be enough--maybe a moat in front of it, or a fire-pit. Maybe a flaming moat, filled with fire-proof crocodiles. And we should probably wall off the northern border as well. Keep those Canadians with their socialized medicine and their skunky beer out. And because immigrants can swim, we'll probably want to wall off the coasts as well. And while we're at it, we need to put up a dome, in case they have catapults. And we'll punch some holes in it so we can breathe. Breathe free. It's time for illegal immigrants to go--right after they finish building those walls. Yes, yes, I agree with me.

[link]


Aims - Jun 05, 2006 10:00:09 am PDT #780 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t sneaks Steve Colbert out of room whilst noone's looking and marries him and has his babies


Nilly - Jun 05, 2006 10:05:43 am PDT #781 of 10002
Swouncing

tommy, how long will the experiment take?

Aimée - there are some really wonderful pictures of you and Em from the F2F. I mean, not that there aren't lovely pictures of her that you posted in the past, but I just love the pictures in which you both are together, her expression when looking at you, when relaxing in your arms. And yours, when she does that, too.


Aims - Jun 05, 2006 10:07:31 am PDT #782 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Aimée - there are some really wonderful pictures of you and Em from the F2F. I mean, not that there aren't lovely pictures of her that you posted in the past, but I just love the pictures in which you both are together, her expression when looking at you, when relaxing in your arms. And yours, when she does that, too.

Awww! Thanks, Nilly. I so enjoy her. She's at such a fun age. Her godparents bought her a little blow up pool so she speant part of the weekend jumping around in that. She had a blast.

And, how is your friends daughter? Or son? I'm so horrible, I keep forgetting. I apologize for my sieve of a brain.


tommyrot - Jun 05, 2006 10:09:43 am PDT #783 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

tommy, how long will the experiment take?

The study is a year. If it turns out I got the sham injection I can get a real one in six months. Besides that, I just have to come in once a month so ophthalmologists (not the one who injected me today) can examine my progress, if any.

The actual treatment involved a thingie (made of the same material as self-dissolving sutures) that releases a steroid over the course of six weeks, then dissolves.


tommyrot - Jun 05, 2006 10:12:42 am PDT #784 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The complete text of Colbert's commencement speech: [link]


Jessica - Jun 05, 2006 10:16:23 am PDT #785 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

sneaks Steve Colbert out of room whilst noone's looking and marries him and has his babies

I SAW THAT.


Gudanov - Jun 05, 2006 10:22:03 am PDT #786 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Why 28, of all ages?

Because it's perfect.