The dog on the no-moo-lies site is pretty cute. However, more and more, I am beginning to believe that people are morons. Except I also beleive that there is something good in everyone. This are hard beliefs to reconcile.
I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.
Angel ,'Chosen'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Jul 20, 2006 11:11:00 am PDT #7763 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 20, 2006 11:20:39 am PDT #7764 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
So since turkey vultures vomit rancid food and bile on creatures that threaten them, it's OK for me to apply this behavior to Focus on the Family members that I encounter?
Jesse - Jul 20, 2006 11:21:11 am PDT #7765 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
But really, who wouldn't go straight for Scrappy? IJS.
Ailleann - Jul 20, 2006 11:21:19 am PDT #7766 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Silo ditched Roy and built a nest with Scrappy. They've even started trying to have kids.
So Silo's bi, then.
insert Brokeback Penguin joke here
sarameg - Jul 20, 2006 11:25:40 am PDT #7767 of 10002
Vultures also defacate on their legs for air conditioning! The things I learn listening to news about shuttle launches....
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 20, 2006 11:27:12 am PDT #7768 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
eyes sadly ineffective office fan and considers...
Daisy Jane - Jul 20, 2006 11:28:34 am PDT #7769 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
The N-M-L people have clearly never heard an unhappy Ozymandias trying to communicate with the stupid humans he lives with. He will bark, moo, oink and attempt to purr (like a cross between a growl and a whine) to tell us whatever it is he wants- usually "Put me on the bed/couch so I can take a flying leap off the bed/couch. We will repeat this procedure until I'm satisfied with your progress."
sarameg - Jul 20, 2006 11:29:56 am PDT #7770 of 10002
I tell you, when I was at the zoo last week in the aviary part and it was hot, I was careful to not walk under any vultures. Who were vulching over the entrance to the pedestrian bridge. It was funny how many people would look up and leap back! (Though probably less for the reason I would have and more OMG, I'm being vulched at! )
beekaytee - Jul 20, 2006 11:31:19 am PDT #7771 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant
Vulched is my new favoritest word.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 20, 2006 11:41:31 am PDT #7772 of 10002
What is even happening?
Why can't we base our behavior on what animals do?
Ok.
goes home to have sex with husband and then eat him.
I think their point was the same as yours, but from the other angle. The page linked from that one reads:
Gay political groups argue that if homosexual behavior occurs in animals, it's natural, and therefore should be embraced.
But think about it: Rats and hamsters eat their young. Black Widow spiders kill their mates. Do we consider those things natural behavior for humans, too?
We shouldn't pick and choose animal behaviors to back political causes. And we shouldn't model human laws after behavior found in the zoo.