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tommyrot - Jul 20, 2006 11:05:28 am PDT #7758 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Meet the ex-gay penguins. Seriously.

From the Focus on the Family No-Moo-Lies site:

Meet Roy and Silo...
...two penguins living in Manhattan's Central Park Zoo.

A few years back, they started spending a lot of time together — and became celebrities as Manhattan's "most famous gay penguin couple." Even the zoo started selling books to kids about the two male penguins who loved each other.

Then something happened that messed it all up: Silo met Scrappy, a female penguin from California.

Silo ditched Roy and built a nest with Scrappy. They've even started trying to have kids.

It just goes to show: Penguins can change.

Why can't we base our behavior on what animals do?

Why can't we get rid of stupidity?

eta: Warning - the No-Moo-Lies front page has an annoying (and stupid) voiceover....

ChiKat - Jul 20, 2006 11:05:42 am PDT #7759 of 10002

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I was about 10 or 11 when I drove a tractor for the first time. I couldn't reach the pedals, though, so I sat on my Dad's lap and steered while he did the pedals. I thought I was wicked cool.

I got my license the day I turned 16. I like driving.

Dana - Jul 20, 2006 11:08:11 am PDT #7760 of 10002

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Can anyone remind me how to put a Netflix account on hold?

Some people apparently have the option on their account page. I don't, but we e-mailed Netflix, and they said they can put anyone's account on hold if you call them.

Aims - Jul 20, 2006 11:08:45 am PDT #7761 of 10002

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Why can't we base our behavior on what animals do?

Ok.

goes home to have sex with husband and then eat him.

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Liese S. - Jul 20, 2006 11:10:05 am PDT #7762 of 10002

"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Wait, can *I* put anyone's account on hold if I call them? 'Cause that would rock. Fear My Powers, Mortals!

Sophia Brooks - Jul 20, 2006 11:11:00 am PDT #7763 of 10002

Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

The dog on the no-moo-lies site is pretty cute. However, more and more, I am beginning to believe that people are morons. Except I also beleive that there is something good in everyone. This are hard beliefs to reconcile.

Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 20, 2006 11:20:39 am PDT #7764 of 10002

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

So since turkey vultures vomit rancid food and bile on creatures that threaten them, it's OK for me to apply this behavior to Focus on the Family members that I encounter?

Jesse - Jul 20, 2006 11:21:11 am PDT #7765 of 10002

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But really, who wouldn't go straight for Scrappy? IJS.

Ailleann - Jul 20, 2006 11:21:19 am PDT #7766 of 10002

vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Silo ditched Roy and built a nest with Scrappy. They've even started trying to have kids.

So Silo's bi, then.

insert Brokeback Penguin joke here

sarameg - Jul 20, 2006 11:25:40 am PDT #7767 of 10002

Vultures also defacate on their legs for air conditioning! The things I learn listening to news about shuttle launches....

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