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Cass - Jul 19, 2006 3:49:08 pm PDT #7581 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Jesse, you may have all my avocados, in perpetuity.
Hey now!
Cass can have Jen's.
Oh, much better. Thank you.
My aunt has an avocado tree and hates avocados. Although I truly believe that God loves me, the fact that the tree never seem to be in fruit when I visit sometimes makes me doubt a bit.
My parents have a wee grove. It is proof that God loves me. Or did until I moved away, at least. Now God shuns me.

The nephlet will go out and collect a shirtful for me when we are there. Freaks my sister out though since I am allergic.

JenP - Jul 19, 2006 3:53:32 pm PDT #7582 of 10002

Freaks my sister out though since I am allergic.

Um...

Steph L. - Jul 19, 2006 3:54:34 pm PDT #7583 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Was this the thread where people were talking about the notable death rates of their 'hood? (It was erika, referring to Balmer, followed by sarameg, lisah, and then Toddson chiming in with DC stats, right?)

My mom called me at 7:00 tonight to make sure I was alive. The woman is a chronic worrywart, so I asked why. On the news tonight, they had a breaking news segment about 2 dead bodies found on the street that intersects with mine. I could quite literally throw a rock and hit the dead bodies, apparently. Neato.

I don't live in a high-crime area; at least, there's no more crime than any other average neighborhood. The news hasn't given details yet, but I'm guessing it's either a drug thing gone horribly wrong, or domestic violence.

(Oh, okay. I just didn't hide the bodies well enough.)

JenP - Jul 19, 2006 3:56:43 pm PDT #7584 of 10002

(Oh, okay. I just didn't hide the bodies well enough.)

So you're the token axe-murderer.

Jesse - Jul 19, 2006 4:00:02 pm PDT #7585 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Have we taught you nothing, Steph? Always hide the bodies away from the house.

Cass, I might be a little allergic to avocado, too, but when it's in the form of guac I don't really notice. It's avocado! So yummy!

Steph L. - Jul 19, 2006 4:01:41 pm PDT #7586 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Have we taught you nothing, Steph? Always hide the bodies away from the house.

I know, I know. It's just so hot out, and lugging the bodies is a bitch in this weather.

Cass - Jul 19, 2006 4:05:03 pm PDT #7587 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Um...
::waves hands furiously::

Only a little bit.

Cass, I might be a little allergic to avocado, too, but when it's in the form of guac I don't really notice. It's avocado! So yummy!
Yep! I have a little pill jar in my purse with Benedryl in it. It's temporary Angelina Jolie lips for free, basically.

Jesse - Jul 19, 2006 4:08:00 pm PDT #7588 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ooh, I never actually get puffy, just tingly. Happened with the two cherries I ate yesterday, too. So far, so good with the lack of anaphalaxis.

JenP - Jul 19, 2006 4:09:04 pm PDT #7589 of 10002

Drupes! You're allergic to drupes!

Jesse - Jul 19, 2006 4:09:39 pm PDT #7590 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG, what are drupes? I've been calling it stone fruit, but via pulledoutofmyass.com.

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