Zoe: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself. Mal: No! No, it's not!

'War Stories'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 17, 2006 5:31:41 am PDT #7005 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Stupid sun. Stupid nuclear fusion.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 17, 2006 5:31:49 am PDT #7006 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Yeah, but even if I have lunch delivered today, I'm still going to have to leave at the end of the day to walk back to the subway. (Oh god, the subway. It's going to be a bazillion degrees worse down there...)

Yes, this. I keep thinking it might be a good night to go to a movie and hide out in the AC for a bit after work, but then I realize I'm going to have to actually get to someplace to see a movie, and that involves the subway or walking and OH HELL NO!


Frankenbuddha - Jul 17, 2006 5:34:11 am PDT #7007 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Stupid sun. Stupid nuclear fusion

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas...


Ginger - Jul 17, 2006 5:34:40 am PDT #7008 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I can read the words but they make no sense. Heat stroke, perhaps?

That was my theory.

It's going to be in the mid 90s and humid today, but at least everything is air conditioned in the South.


tommyrot - Jul 17, 2006 5:36:11 am PDT #7009 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas...

Much like a gigantic nuclear furnace, no?


Frankenbuddha - Jul 17, 2006 5:55:19 am PDT #7010 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Hands up if you want to be the first on your block to punch someone for saying "Hot enough for you?" or something equally inane.


tommyrot - Jul 17, 2006 6:00:37 am PDT #7011 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hands up if you want to be the first on your block to punch someone for saying "Hot enough for you?" or something equally inane.

Rather than hit someone, I think I'd rather respond, "NO! ON PLANET ZYCRON, WHERE I AM FROM, THE MEAN AVERAGE TEMPERATURE IS 238 OF YOUR EARTH FAHRENHEITS!"


sarameg - Jul 17, 2006 6:01:09 am PDT #7012 of 10002

hand. up.

Really though, I can't complain, given I'm in an overly cool office at the moment. My apartment might get into the high 70s, but will still be bearable. I'm just trying not to think about it.

I hate plowing through email after a vacation. Why did I come back?

Oh, right. Paycheck.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 17, 2006 6:06:20 am PDT #7013 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The forecast here is temperatures around 100° with heat indexes of up to 110° for the next three days. Can it be fall yet?


Hayden - Jul 17, 2006 6:21:33 am PDT #7014 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Happy birthday, Juliana!

Hope those of y'all killed ded by the Li'l Sphere cuteness are amply recovered today, at least enough to receive my words of thanks.

Nutty: Also, future drummer on your hands.

Yeah! We’ve rigged our drum set (my wife plays a bit) so that he can reach most of them. It’s a racket, but he loves it.

Beth: but the cutest part - when he got distracted by the book. awww...

He loves books, and Hand Hand Fingers Thumb is eminently distract-u-lating.

DavidS: What kind of parent lets his kid dance around in tie-dye like that?!?

Hey, I'm a cruddy dad. To be fair, though, I silk-screened a picture of Max in his wolf suit on the front.

Msbelle: Lil Sphere did kill me dead, but so did his dad laughin and talking behind the camera.

He's a funny un.

Sorry for the ego-rambling. This post has been brought to you by the letter “I” and the number “1”.