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Kaylee: Is that him? Mal: That's the buffet table. Kaylee: Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?

'Shindig'

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tommyrot - Jul 10, 2006 11:14:07 am PDT #6115 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

All your gronk is belong to me. I can't quite believe I was on The Other Coast this morning. I also can't believe my boss is expecting me to do work. I'm here! Isn't that enough?

Huh. I seem to have something gronk-like here....

You were on the other coast? Well, I was South and West of downtown Chicago, and now I'm West of downtown Evanston. (Trains, a bus and a taxi were involved.) Now they expect me to fix employee timesheet records and figure out how a terminated employee got holiday time for July 4th. Currently my plan is to blame aliens. (I'd blame Cylons, but then they'd probably think I was paranoid.)

Jessica - Jul 10, 2006 11:14:51 am PDT #6116 of 10002

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Dear Juliana's boss,

It is very important that you let her go home and rest and plan her next trip to NYC.

kthxbye

Vortex - Jul 10, 2006 11:16:54 am PDT #6117 of 10002

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

wait, there's a typo

It is very important that you let her go home and rest and plan her next trip to NYDC.

Toddson - Jul 10, 2006 11:19:50 am PDT #6118 of 10002

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

It is very important that you let her go home and rest, stock up on Fernet, and plan her next east coast tour.

Lee - Jul 10, 2006 11:31:44 am PDT #6119 of 10002

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I think the last three posts are quite wrongheaded, but I can't put my finger on why.

megan walker - Jul 10, 2006 11:39:03 am PDT #6120 of 10002

"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

You don't like Fernet?

tommyrot - Jul 10, 2006 11:40:24 am PDT #6121 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I want to take a nap. It's OK if a couple of employees get paid incorrect amounts, right?

Jesse - Jul 10, 2006 11:41:38 am PDT #6122 of 10002

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I can't quite believe I was on The Other Coast this morning.

That is crazy.

bon, do you want something Hawai'i related for sure? Because most people I know don't have a good travel dopp kit or whatever.

I don't want to do more work today! Stupid meetings make me so tired. Also making me tired is the fact that I stayed up too late last night reading a book that wasn't very good. So I just wanted to get through it.

Maria - Jul 10, 2006 11:42:08 am PDT #6123 of 10002

Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

It is very important that you let her go home and rest and plan her next trip to NYC.

It is very important that you let her go home and rest and plan her next trip to DC.

It is very important that you let her go home and rest, stock up on Fernet, and plan her next east coast tour.

Lee's right--the posts are wrongheaded--but not for the reasons she thinks.

::clears throat and picks up dictaphone mic::

Dear Juliana's boss,

It is very important that you let her go home and rest and plan her first trip to Italy. She also needs to make stops in DC and NY. Don't expect her back anytime soon.

tommyrot - Jul 10, 2006 11:43:40 am PDT #6124 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It is very important that you let her go home and rest and plan her first trip to Italy. She also needs to make stops in DC and NY. Don't expect her back anytime soon.

PS: It is also essential that you give her more money.

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