Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.

'Destiny'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 10, 2006 11:40:24 am PDT #6121 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I want to take a nap. It's OK if a couple of employees get paid incorrect amounts, right?


Jesse - Jul 10, 2006 11:41:38 am PDT #6122 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I can't quite believe I was on The Other Coast this morning.

That is crazy.

bon, do you want something Hawai'i related for sure? Because most people I know don't have a good travel dopp kit or whatever.

I don't want to do more work today! Stupid meetings make me so tired. Also making me tired is the fact that I stayed up too late last night reading a book that wasn't very good. So I just wanted to get through it.


Maria - Jul 10, 2006 11:42:08 am PDT #6123 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

It is very important that you let her go home and rest and plan her next trip to NYC.

It is very important that you let her go home and rest and plan her next trip to DC.

It is very important that you let her go home and rest, stock up on Fernet, and plan her next east coast tour.

Lee's right--the posts are wrongheaded--but not for the reasons she thinks.

::clears throat and picks up dictaphone mic::

Dear Juliana's boss,

It is very important that you let her go home and rest and plan her first trip to Italy. She also needs to make stops in DC and NY. Don't expect her back anytime soon.


tommyrot - Jul 10, 2006 11:43:40 am PDT #6124 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It is very important that you let her go home and rest and plan her first trip to Italy. She also needs to make stops in DC and NY. Don't expect her back anytime soon.

PS: It is also essential that you give her more money.


bon bon - Jul 10, 2006 11:44:09 am PDT #6125 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

PS: I got my dad the Eyewitness Guide to Hawaii. (I needed something to supplement his birthday gift, a weather station.) Thanks to all who played, especially Theo, who gets first prize: pride!


Lee - Jul 10, 2006 11:44:11 am PDT #6126 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Maria is even more wrongheaded.

It's kind of sad, really.


Allyson - Jul 10, 2006 11:48:33 am PDT #6127 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I asked a cute boy out to dinner and now I am going to have a nervous breakdown waiting for a reply.


Maria - Jul 10, 2006 11:53:00 am PDT #6128 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

PS: It is also essential that you give her more money.

In fact, while you're at it, you can give the rest of us more money too.

Maria is even more wrongheaded.

But, but....it's Italy. How can that be wrong? I promise I won't stop her from going back to SF if she wants.


Jesse - Jul 10, 2006 11:55:40 am PDT #6129 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Go, Allyson!

I just learned that I could fly home for less money than taking the train this weekend. Buying the plane ticket from the airline, four days in advance. That's craziness. They're both 5x the cost of the bus, so I'm doing that, but still.


§ ita § - Jul 10, 2006 11:55:42 am PDT #6130 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I asked a cute boy out to dinner and now I am going to have a nervous breakdown waiting for a reply.

Go you!

I just filmed my testimonial. Maybe I won't make a career of it after all. I mean, they don't like glitter.