The current situation in Poland sounds like a science fiction plot. The president has appointed his clone to be prime minister.

Ok, it's his naturally occurring clone in the form of an identical twin brother, but still, it's a start toward world domination. Now they just need to start purging the government of "mutants" who don't share their genotype.

Typo Boy has shown me that the inside of my brain is like PBS. Turns off at night. I don't even remember the last time I had a dream.

Any ideas for a cheap gift for someone going on a Hawaiian vacation? I.e., my father and not a hawaiian shirt and possibly orderable from amazon?

That sounds interesting... I have been having more dreams lately than usual. I had one that I found similarly interesting about three girls who were on the run from some sort of secret apolcalyptic thing and were hiding out in a mall and parking garage.

Snorkel?

Heh. Snorkel. What a fun word. Snorkel snorkel snorkel!

One of the less serialized tour books, or masses of sunscreen and a silly beach towel.

Surely there's a Rough Guide: Hawaii out there?

Surely there's a Rough Guide: Hawaii out there?

Oh dear lord I've been around these parts too long, since I read this as Rough Trade: Hawaii. Really, REALLY scary.

me, too, Frank. I also thought nothing of it until you just pointed it out!