Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress? Jayne: I'll chip in. Zoe: I can hurt you.

'Shindig'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jun 28, 2006 5:25:51 am PDT #4373 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Birthday-happies to Hec!

(I shall refrain from wishing you lots of furry, cuddly birthday kittens....)


billytea - Jun 28, 2006 5:52:18 am PDT #4374 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

RAIN OF TOADS!!!

Don't toy with me.


Ailleann - Jun 28, 2006 6:13:29 am PDT #4375 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Happy Birthday Hec!


Jars - Jun 28, 2006 6:14:03 am PDT #4376 of 10002

Um, I cut my own hair yesterday. I'm fairly sure that makes me a bad person. But I also bleached the roots and redyed the pink, so there is that.


Kalshane - Jun 28, 2006 6:25:51 am PDT #4377 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Happy Birthday, Hec.

ETA: Well, that was probably one of the more unique calls I've gotten. Apparently a cabinet fell of the wall last night and crushed a user's laptop. Here's hoping the hard drive survived.


-t - Jun 28, 2006 6:45:29 am PDT #4378 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Happy birthday, Hec!


tommyrot - Jun 28, 2006 7:19:08 am PDT #4379 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Knitted nautiloids

For almost 500 million years, nautiloids [see below] were the coolest kids around. They ate trilobites, had shells in a variety of fantastical shapes, and ranged from bite-size to 12 feet long.

Every scary prehistoric beast should be made into a huggable toy, and I say it's the nautiloid's turn. With this pattern you can make one in an evening, in easy stockinette on dpns.


ChiKat - Jun 28, 2006 7:21:10 am PDT #4380 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Happy birthday, Hec!!!


-t - Jun 28, 2006 7:27:46 am PDT #4381 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Cereal with raspberries:

Rescue Me: I think the Johnny-Janet-Tommy thing is way more about Johnny and Tommy than Janet. I'm interested to see how Angela plays out. i"m a little suspicious that it'll just be another opportunity for Tommy to sleep with a beautiful woman without being the aggressor which is weird considering last week. Which I still don't really understand. I guess that settled something between Tommy and Janet to their satisfaction, but I don't even know what to say about it. Fucked up.

It was really good to see Tommy crying. Nobody seemed to grieving last week and that really bothered me.

Oh, and I agree, the Franco storyline is more interesting than I thought it would be. It's weird that neither Franco nor Tommy had thought about what they were teaching their daughters about men, but as soon as they thought of it they were terrified. I hope this isn't just a way to get Franco unencumbered.

I am so curious about where they are going with Probie. He'd be so better off leaving, but then I probably would never find out what happens with him and the roommate.


Typo Boy - Jun 28, 2006 7:28:19 am PDT #4382 of 10002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Happy Birthday Hec. And Deb. and Nic.