I came home from the store with four pounds of strawberries. Not sure what I should do with them. Besides shortcake, because duh.
Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.
Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Jun 24, 2006 2:21:06 pm PDT #3846 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Strix - Jun 24, 2006 2:34:07 pm PDT #3847 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Get a big ass bottle of champagne, a pair of hooker boots, and eat them, get drunk, and mock "Pretty Woman."
Make strawberry smoothies for breakfast.
Slice them into cornflakes.
Smoosh them up, and use as topping for coffee ice cream.
Smoosh some up, and use as a facial treatment. (This goes well with the champagne/mockage plan.)
sarameg - Jun 24, 2006 3:14:24 pm PDT #3848 of 10002
Well guess who got jury summons?
Blahblahblahcivicdutyblah, but ehn. It's not til August, in any case. Though August in the crappy downtown city courthouse. Blech.
I got a haircut as well today. Then I shopped. $100. 3 blouses suitable for work plus a skirt that doesn't match ANY of the blouses and in fact, doesn't have a really good match in my closet, but oh well. I really liked it.
The storm finally broke after doing nothing all day. Of course, it waited to break until I had to go from my car to the house.
brenda, you can always freeze some for later use. Actually, if you freeze them on a tray (so they are separate) they make nice frozen snacks.
Tom Scola - Jun 24, 2006 3:23:43 pm PDT #3849 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
When I was called for jury duty in the summer, half of the judges were on vacation. I went for half a day and then got dismissed.
sarameg - Jun 24, 2006 3:29:26 pm PDT #3850 of 10002
Here you call (or go online, which do you think I'll do?!) the night before to see if you have to show up the next day. They then do 1 day/1 jury which means if you don't get assigned to a jury that day, that's it, you're done and off the hook for at least another year.
I'm more annoyed that the summons is to the particular courthouse than anything. Traffic getting there sucks, parking sucks, building sucks, and man were the guards cranky and unhelpful last time I was there.
brenda m - Jun 24, 2006 3:32:53 pm PDT #3851 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I am ridiculously charmed by Justin Timberlake singing Rainbow Connection with Kermit. Shit.
Emily - Jun 24, 2006 4:05:53 pm PDT #3852 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
So hey, folks, could I get some adult-life-decisions type advice? Because I'm trying to decide between my father's advice and my mother's, and both have their issues, and I'm not sure I trust my personal preferences in this kind of situation.
ChiKat - Jun 24, 2006 4:08:54 pm PDT #3853 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Hmmm... I don't claim to be able to make adult decisions, but I can certainly try!
Lee - Jun 24, 2006 4:09:08 pm PDT #3854 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Hey, people know who I am, right? I don't need to put my old user name in my tagline, do I?
You're the cat, then Lee, then the cat, then Lee.
Exactly. No wonder poor Ozzie is so screwed up.
Baseball was fun, but now I am sunburned. Also sad that I missed Consuela's hair picture.
Emily - Jun 24, 2006 4:12:55 pm PDT #3855 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I had a long post written but decided to abbreviate a little. I will be moving to the other side of the country in a frighteningly short time. Does it make sense to buy a car here and take it there, or is that a stupid idea and I should fly, ship my stuff, and buy a car once I get there?