shrift, you are breaking my heart.
shrift's toilet, stop being such a leaky cow.
Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
Zoe ,'The Train Job'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JZ - Jun 22, 2006 11:22:11 am PDT #3386 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Toddson - Jun 22, 2006 11:25:02 am PDT #3387 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
plumbing~ma, shrift (toilet~ma just sounds rude)
Jessica - Jun 22, 2006 11:25:58 am PDT #3388 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
In regard to the "monoamine oxidase A" has anyone read Connie Willis' "Bellwether"? It has a researcher postulating that there's always someone who's just a little ahead of the crowd with any trend.
One of my favorite books -- I still find myself laughing at rolls of duct tape because of it.
(I most recently turned to it for inspiration when writing my annual self-appraisal objectives.)
Steph L. - Jun 22, 2006 11:27:08 am PDT #3389 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I think I broke Gmail.
Sorry.
Toddson - Jun 22, 2006 11:27:20 am PDT #3390 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
ooh ... maybe I'll try that sometime ... if I ever get another one (still waiting for my boss to do my 2005 annual and first quarter 2006).
Dana - Jun 22, 2006 11:31:22 am PDT #3391 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I think this will cheer up anyone who needs it.
shrift - Jun 22, 2006 11:38:38 am PDT #3392 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Dear Toilet,
I'll keep plunging you if you promise it will all be okay in the end.
wearily,
shrift
tommyrot - Jun 22, 2006 11:39:31 am PDT #3393 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
See? It does happen!
People in Aberystwyth had an unexpected windfall when a man showered what is thought to be thousands of pounds into the air at a pedestrian crossing.
The man was heard to shout: "Who wants free money?" seconds before hurling the cash into the air in Alexandra Road.
"I just couldn't believe my eyes," said Mr Morris. "All the money was in £20 notes and I've heard rumours that the man threw about £20,000 away.
Jessica - Jun 22, 2006 11:40:33 am PDT #3394 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Dana, I think that may be the single greatest thing I have ever seen.
Toddson - Jun 22, 2006 11:41:36 am PDT #3395 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
shrift, can you at least turn off the water? That should at least take it from crisis to problem.