I think this will cheer up anyone who needs it.
Jayne: That's a good idea. Good idea. Tell us where the stuff's at so I can shoot you. Mal: Point of interest? Offering to shoot us might not work so well as an incentive as you might imagine.
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Jun 22, 2006 11:31:22 am PDT #3391 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
shrift - Jun 22, 2006 11:38:38 am PDT #3392 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Dear Toilet,
I'll keep plunging you if you promise it will all be okay in the end.
wearily,
shrift
tommyrot - Jun 22, 2006 11:39:31 am PDT #3393 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
See? It does happen!
People in Aberystwyth had an unexpected windfall when a man showered what is thought to be thousands of pounds into the air at a pedestrian crossing.
The man was heard to shout: "Who wants free money?" seconds before hurling the cash into the air in Alexandra Road.
"I just couldn't believe my eyes," said Mr Morris. "All the money was in £20 notes and I've heard rumours that the man threw about £20,000 away.
Jessica - Jun 22, 2006 11:40:33 am PDT #3394 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Dana, I think that may be the single greatest thing I have ever seen.
Toddson - Jun 22, 2006 11:41:36 am PDT #3395 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
shrift, can you at least turn off the water? That should at least take it from crisis to problem.
§ ita § - Jun 22, 2006 11:44:49 am PDT #3396 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think I've been to Aberystwyth. But I certainly would have remembered the money thing.
shrift - Jun 22, 2006 11:48:26 am PDT #3397 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
shrift, can you at least turn off the water?
I did turn off the water a few hours ago. The problem is that plunging isn't taking care of whatever's clogging it, and I was hoping to avoid calling a plumber. Since the last one was slightly crazy.
But it looks like I'll have to call one anyway.
Theodosia - Jun 22, 2006 11:51:10 am PDT #3398 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Is anyone reading of shrift's toilety travails, and thinking of the live-action Tick episode where he has an epic battle with one?
Dana - Jun 22, 2006 11:53:41 am PDT #3399 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Well, I am now.
shrift - Jun 22, 2006 11:55:13 am PDT #3400 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I mean, how long do you have to plunge a toilet before the bitch gives in?!