Was it prophetic? Should I buy a lottery ticket?
River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.
'Safe'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cashmere - Jun 22, 2006 9:51:33 am PDT #3364 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
Trudy Booth - Jun 22, 2006 9:58:31 am PDT #3365 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I had a dream last night I was kissing Paul McCartney.
He was a very good kisser.
Jesse - Jun 22, 2006 10:01:21 am PDT #3366 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm probably the only person who brings my own office supplies to work when it's not totally required, huh?
bon bon - Jun 22, 2006 10:02:24 am PDT #3367 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Billions? Bullshit.
I bring my own pens.
Megan E. - Jun 22, 2006 10:02:44 am PDT #3368 of 10002
Megan, you heartless tease!
Hey! You're the one making out with everyone. Me, Paul McCartney... who's next?
flea - Jun 22, 2006 10:03:10 am PDT #3369 of 10002
information libertarian
Dude, if it's stealing every time I walk off with a pen (from anywhere - not just work, though heaven knows it happens there - I empty out my bad every few weeks and find 8 pens) I should be in jail.
There's theft, and then there's absent-mindedness.
Sophia Brooks - Jun 22, 2006 10:04:57 am PDT #3370 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Billions... really? I accidentally take pens home all the time, but I had to purchase and bring in all of my desk accessories and stapler!
beth b - Jun 22, 2006 10:06:41 am PDT #3371 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
things come home because the end up in my pocket. I don't actually ever remember deliberatly takeing somthing.
Jesse - Jun 22, 2006 10:08:02 am PDT #3372 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I bring my own post-it notes. But some of the post-its I brought to this job were, I confess, taken from my old job. But they were give-a-ways!
tommyrot - Jun 22, 2006 10:13:23 am PDT #3373 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"Take Stuff From Work" lyrics, by King Missile:
Take stuff from work.
It's the best way to feel better about your job.
Never buy pens or pencils or paper.
Take 'em from work.
Rubber bands, paper clips, memo pads, folders-take 'em from work.
It's the best way to feel better about your low pay and appalling working conditions.
Take an ashtray-they got plenty.
Take coat hangers.
Take a, take a trash can.
Why buy a file cabinet?
Why buy a phone?
Why buy a personal computer or word processor?
Take 'em from work.
I took a whole desk from the last place I worked.
They never noticed and it looks great in my apartment.
Take an electric pencil sharpener.
Take a case of white-out; you might need it one day.
Take some from work
It's your duty as an oppressed worker to steal from your exploiters.
It's gonna be an outstanding day.
Take stuff from work.
And goof off on the company time.
I wrote this at work.
They're paying me to write about stuff I steal from them.
Life is good.