"Take Stuff From Work" lyrics, by King Missile:
Take stuff from work.
It's the best way to feel better about your job.
Never buy pens or pencils or paper.
Take 'em from work.
Rubber bands, paper clips, memo pads, folders-take 'em from work.
It's the best way to feel better about your low pay and appalling working conditions.
Take an ashtray-they got plenty.
Take coat hangers.
Take a, take a trash can.
Why buy a file cabinet?
Why buy a phone?
Why buy a personal computer or word processor?
Take 'em from work.
I took a whole desk from the last place I worked.
They never noticed and it looks great in my apartment.
Take an electric pencil sharpener.
Take a case of white-out; you might need it one day.
Take some from work
It's your duty as an oppressed worker to steal from your exploiters.
It's gonna be an outstanding day.
Take stuff from work.
And goof off on the company time.
I wrote this at work.
They're paying me to write about stuff I steal from them.
Life is good.
Megan, you heartless tease!
Hey! You're the one making out with everyone. Me, Paul McCartney... who's next?
Paul McCartney was and I were sitting in the lobby talking and my friends were waiting for me to leave for lunch. He was very gentlemanly and asked me if he could kiss me and I sent my friends along without me. I then told him yes and they were very sweet, soft kissess yet not without heat.
You and I, martinis.
Juliana and I, jello and possibly Lush products.
In WHAT scenario, pray tell, am I a
tease
?
Sorry to break in and ask a question and run, but I need some help. I am looking for the whole discussion we had on the Pink Gingham Junta. I can't even remember WHEN it was, but I know it included me, Aimee and ita.
Can someone with mad skillz please Nilly it for me?
Steph is having a birthday? Who knew?
Steph? We have a Steph?
Steph is having a birthday? Who knew?
Just Nilly.
Nilly is the only Buffista who is *not* DEAD TO ME.
I didn't know Steph even liked birthdays.
I didn't know Steph even liked birthdays.
That's what I heard. If indeed there is a "Steph."
I'm not even certain there are "birthdays"
I'm not even certain there are "birthdays"
I don't know nothin' about birthin' no days...
I think we should ban them, starting tomorrow.
