Pack your pitchfork!
A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Jun 21, 2006 11:01:30 am PDT #3203 of 10002
aurelia - Jun 21, 2006 11:03:00 am PDT #3204 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Then one day, a teacher (at another school in our town) was correcting papers during her lunch (peanut butter). She must have had residual oils on her finger tips, because when she handed the paper back to a peanut allergic kid, he had a reaction.
Are the teachers prohibited from having peanut butter at home, too?
Smoke and (too much) salt are two ways to ruin fish.
tommyrot - Jun 21, 2006 11:04:37 am PDT #3205 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Pack your pitchfork!
And some Aloe Vera.
Lee - Jun 21, 2006 11:14:03 am PDT #3206 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I had to bring my cat's insulin with me to work today and it has to be refrigerated, and I am very afraid I am going to forget it, so now there's a bag in our little mini-fridge with insulin, a syringe, and my car keys in it.
Do I win the most random day prize, and can the prize involve champagne?
Melpomene - Jun 21, 2006 11:21:39 am PDT #3207 of 10002
Ever fired your gun in the air and yelled, 'Aaaaaaah?'
I've just spent an hour retooling my livejournal and icons. I'm not sure I'm happy with the result. I kind of miss my header. I'm using it as my myspace background now.
I think I'm spending too much time on this. I'm looking forward to my vacation being over. Then I can get a new job.
Jesse - Jun 21, 2006 11:31:40 am PDT #3208 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
You can totally have champagne, Perkins.
I continue to rule -- a higher-up just came in asking if we were aware of a potential issue relating to an outside organization, and I totally already followed up on it! Last week!
bon bon - Jun 21, 2006 11:32:25 am PDT #3209 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Jesse rocks.
tommyrot - Jun 21, 2006 11:33:40 am PDT #3210 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I continue to rule -- a higher-up just came in asking if we were aware of a potential issue relating to an outside organization, and I totally already followed up on it! Last week!
Wow, that's cool. So, last week were you visited by yourself from the future, telling you to fix the issue? If so, are you still gonna go back in time to warn yourself?
tommyrot - Jun 21, 2006 11:34:54 am PDT #3211 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Funny cartoon: [link]
Hayden - Jun 21, 2006 11:34:56 am PDT #3212 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Corwood, which hotel lost your reservations so I can warn people not to book there?
Best Western. Actually, I made the rez over the phone, and the guy had it marked as July instead of June. So they didn't really lose it, but they screwed up and didn't offer me anything to fix matters.