Is it harder being a zombie pirate monkey than just being a pirate monkey?
You're nice, and you're funny and you don't smoke, and okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around, either.
Willow ,'Get It Done'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Jun 20, 2006 1:01:23 pm PDT #2998 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Sheryl - Jun 20, 2006 1:01:32 pm PDT #2999 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
I've never gotten a cat from the shelter. Most of the cats I've had just showed up. I got Boots when someone advertised that they had kittens free to good homes...
Strega - Jun 20, 2006 1:02:57 pm PDT #3000 of 10002
apparently the answer is: no.
Spoiler!
Now you're gonna ruin The Origin of Species for everyone.
Hayden - Jun 20, 2006 1:03:12 pm PDT #3001 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
I think I should start a religion....
Where do monkeys on rollerskates fall on the soul/no-soul axis? This is of paramount importance.
The interesting thing to me isn't "Animals act just like people!" but "People act just like animals!" It's all a matter of emphasis.
I was just pointing out to a colleague, also a recent father, the other day that having a preschooler in the house is an important lesson to anyone who thinks that humans are intrinsically different from primates.
§ ita § - Jun 20, 2006 1:03:17 pm PDT #3002 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
He couldn't possibly understand the curse! Poor zombie monkey.
Ignorance of the law is no excuse!
Also, maybe he did. Why should he get a free pass?
Was it here (generally speaking) that the hierarchy of intimacy of modes of communication was discussed? Something like text messaging being most intimate...but I can't remember the other modes that were on the list. I seem to recall it totalling three...but were the other two e-mail and instant messaging, or e-mail and phone?
Hayden - Jun 20, 2006 1:04:36 pm PDT #3003 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Is it harder being a zombie pirate monkey than just being a pirate monkey?
Being keel-hauled doesn't kill zombie pirate monkeys.
bon bon - Jun 20, 2006 1:07:04 pm PDT #3004 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Zombie pirate monkeys. All it needs is clown ninja robot and it would encompass all nodes of the humanoid comedy paradigm.
-t - Jun 20, 2006 1:09:15 pm PDT #3005 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Being keel-hauled doesn't kill zombie pirate monkeys
Advantage zombie pirate monkey, surely.
All it needs is clown ninja robot and it would encompass all nodes of the humanoid comedy paradigm.
That's what sequels are for!
Jesse - Jun 20, 2006 1:15:34 pm PDT #3006 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
In other words, we were forbidden to adopt a cat because they considered our environment to have a higher risk of sudden death than one afforded to an indoor kitty, but they were going to destroy the cat in another week's time.
Jesus. Grrr.
Hayden - Jun 20, 2006 1:16:55 pm PDT #3007 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Think of it as a metaphor for US environmental policy.