Zombie pirate monkeys. All it needs is clown ninja robot and it would encompass all nodes of the humanoid comedy paradigm.
Mal: Does.. um.. does this seem kind of tight? Kaylee: Shows off your backside.
'Shindig'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
bon bon - Jun 20, 2006 1:07:04 pm PDT #3004 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
-t - Jun 20, 2006 1:09:15 pm PDT #3005 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Being keel-hauled doesn't kill zombie pirate monkeys
Advantage zombie pirate monkey, surely.
All it needs is clown ninja robot and it would encompass all nodes of the humanoid comedy paradigm.
That's what sequels are for!
Jesse - Jun 20, 2006 1:15:34 pm PDT #3006 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
In other words, we were forbidden to adopt a cat because they considered our environment to have a higher risk of sudden death than one afforded to an indoor kitty, but they were going to destroy the cat in another week's time.
Jesus. Grrr.
Hayden - Jun 20, 2006 1:16:55 pm PDT #3007 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Think of it as a metaphor for US environmental policy.
brenda m - Jun 20, 2006 1:20:03 pm PDT #3008 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I had a lot of questions about the monkey in Pirates of the Caribbean. He couldn't possibly understand the curse! Poor zombie monkey.
That was clearly an evil monkey.
Also he seemed to be having a pretty good time.
JZ - Jun 20, 2006 1:51:14 pm PDT #3009 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Do pet bunnies like being held and petted?
In my extremely limited experience of 3 pet bunnies, one acquired immediately after weaning and the other two as adults passed on from an indifferent previous home, they can. If you get them when they're very wee, handle them a lot, and make anyone who happens to stop by handle them too, they -- well, who the hell knows what goes on in their tiny brains and whether they actually like being held and petted, but they certainly come to expect it and tolerate it. And once they expect it and tolerate the holding, they generally enjoy the petting. My gotten-when-wee bunny was a chin-and-cheek-skritching slut.
In conclusion, bunny bunny bunny. And also bunny.
Jessica - Jun 20, 2006 2:04:10 pm PDT #3010 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
If you get them when they're very wee, handle them a lot, and make anyone who happens to stop by handle them too
This is my experience as well. Bunnies held by humans from bunny-infancy can be very cuddly, or at least calm. Adult bunnies learning to be held, OTOH, kick hard.
The calmest rabbits I ever met were angoras -- you could hold them in your lap and spin angora yarn right off their backs (combing the hair out, not pulling it).
Cashmere - Jun 20, 2006 2:20:29 pm PDT #3011 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
I just watched last night's Daily Show. I * heart * Calvin Trillin.
Do pet bunnies like being held and petted?
My friend's pet bunny, Georgia seemed to enjoy it. She would snuggle on the sofa with him all the time.
I was just pointing out to a colleague, also a recent father, the other day that having a preschooler in the house is an important lesson to anyone who thinks that humans are intrinsically different from primates.
I'm living the lesson.
Aims - Jun 20, 2006 2:23:12 pm PDT #3012 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
still giggling over the asleep bare-assed on the ottoman, thereby condemning myself to a similar incident
Cashmere - Jun 20, 2006 2:25:41 pm PDT #3013 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
still giggling over the asleep bare-assed on the ottoman, thereby condemning myself to a similar incident
Watch it, Woman. You're up next!