Emily has gorgeous legs
She makes me a little gay
If her ass were here right now
We could both quit NGA.
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Jun 15, 2006 5:51:58 pm PDT #2271 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Katerina Bee - Jun 15, 2006 5:56:15 pm PDT #2272 of 10002
Herding cats for fun
Oops, shoulda said: Walter is one of the coolest dogs ever. I suck. I can't even remember the name of Dog-of-Brenda, who was a nice big dog and fun to pat.
mostly the problem was the yelling and working-up-to-fighting
Right. Problems unrelated to the presentation of the subject. Sure, you probably could have solved all that and had their attention all to yourself if you'd had a cattle prod. And the right to assign 1,000 hours of detention. Detention to be completed while wearing the Hot Dog On A Stick uniform in front of all their laughing little friends.
Emily - Jun 15, 2006 6:01:25 pm PDT #2273 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I marry Trudy.
Detention to be completed while wearing the Hot Dog On A Stick uniform in front of all their laughing little friends.
Yes! Humiliation as classroom management! Brilliant.
For some reason that looks sarcastic to me. It isn't. It's overly exuberant, and the sober me knows all the reasons it's a really bad idea. But the current me? Thinks it's the best thing since sliced watermelon.
Lee - Jun 15, 2006 6:43:32 pm PDT #2274 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Happy dance time
I am pretty sure I get to go to Maine in a few weeks! I had mostly convinced myself that I wouldn't be able too, because of the whole Ozzie thing, but now I think I have found a house sitter who will give injections and is available even though I will be gone over the 4th of July.
more tired, but happy dance
Strega - Jun 15, 2006 7:11:43 pm PDT #2275 of 10002
Humiliation as classroom management! Brilliant.
My friend Mugga makes students who are late stand on their head while the other kids poke them with rulers. But he's in the UK so he can (it appears) do stuff that would get him sued to tiny bits here.
His class reviews make for hilarious reading, though.
Allyson - Jun 15, 2006 7:21:07 pm PDT #2276 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Strega sent me a present.
Beverly - Jun 15, 2006 7:24:16 pm PDT #2277 of 10002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Lucy is Brenda's large, fierce-looking lapdog. Sweetheart, she is. Looooves the pats and scratches.
More people should send Allyson presents, IMO.
Strega - Jun 15, 2006 7:28:45 pm PDT #2278 of 10002
They probably intend to and it takes them a few months to get the package, the envelope, and postage all in the same place at the same time. Because they're incompetent.
Hypothetically.
(Also: yay!)
Allyson - Jun 15, 2006 7:41:29 pm PDT #2279 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
More people should send Allyson presents, IMO.
Agreed!
Ima go update my wishlist in case I end up with fans who will send me offerings, someday.
Scrappy - Jun 15, 2006 8:14:09 pm PDT #2280 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Yay for Maine and prezzies!
Here's my new $20 bathing suit I mentioned earlier. Notice that if you buy it online it costs -ahem- $72. [link] Does smug dance of bargain-finding.
Oddly, I seem to wear a 12 in bathing suits, although I wear an 8-10 in regular clothes. Don't know what that's about.