OTOH, it did lead me to this:
Man with facial hair: You can only really pull off a Fu Man Chu if you're a cop, a gay porn star, or a pirate.
--Virgin Records, Times Square
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
OTOH, it did lead me to this:
Man with facial hair: You can only really pull off a Fu Man Chu if you're a cop, a gay porn star, or a pirate.
--Virgin Records, Times Square
Reporting both sides of the conversation is why I don't think the customer service call Overheards are always real.
At best, they're self-reported.
I suppose I could believe a scenario that includes all calls being recorded for quality assurance, and a quality assurer who plays the funny ones for his friends.
I suppose I could believe a scenario that includes all calls being recorded for quality assurance, and a quality assurer who plays the funny ones for his friends.
Even then, it's still not Overheard in the Office, you know?
I have to leave for my haircut soon. Ack. Ack.
Timelies all!
Well, a look around CVS proved no more fruitful on the decorative comb front. Again, my choices were a)covered in bling, b)meant for a much younger person(I am not wearing butterflies or big fabric flowers in my hair ) and c)cheap plastic. Ah, well, down it is...
I have to leave for my haircut soon. Ack. Ack.
Take a breath. Enjoy the shampoo. Emphasize the bra strap length. Mention the desire for ponytail length. Have fun!
I have sent Dana off for her haircut with instructions to call me if she has a 911 Hair Emergency!
Good Luck Dana
Do you mean it was too sweet, or they actually made it with sweet potatoes? Because, yuck.
Sorry for the confusion. This was regular potato potato salad, not sweet potato potato salad, but it was sweet. Also Gross.
Perkins, what does your hair do when you grow it out? While I've seen it longer than it is now, I don't think I've known you to have it long. Have I?
I've had it long since we've known each other, but maybe not while we lived near each other. What it does kind of depends on what it wants to do that day.
You do have lovely thick hair, Perkins. If I may be permitted to be bossy as all hell, though (I know, usually Hec's job, but he doesn't seem to be around just this moment), you should either keep some kind of bangs/fringe/something shortish front and center or work on styles that sweep your hair back, 'cause you have very pretty eyes that deserve to be nicely framed and attention-drawing, not obscured by a mass of hair.
I keep trying, but it never lasts for very long.
Amusing. . . although possibly not for the shoppers.