I don't give half a hump if you're innocent or not. So where does that put you?

Book ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Jun 08, 2006 8:53:33 am PDT #1214 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yeah, it was really sweet to see Emmett with Em. Maybe especially so in the context of the Halloweenie.


sumi - Jun 08, 2006 8:58:33 am PDT #1215 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

From the IMDB:

Lewis To Direct 'Nutty Professor' Musical

Veteran comedian Jerry Lewis is directing a new musical based on this 1963 film The Nutty Professor. The 80-year-old will not perform in the show, but will produce and direct the play, which he plans to bring to Broadway, New York in 2008. The star directed, wrote and starred in the original Nutty Professor film and plans to stick closely to the script. He explains, "You can't reinvent the character. The dual role of Jekyll and Hyde made the film. If you're looking to make it different, you'll ruin it." Lewis has cast unknown actor Michael Andrews in the lead role, after seeing him perform at a private function.


erikaj - Jun 08, 2006 8:59:17 am PDT #1216 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Oh, Nilly. Thanks, but I totally stole that. Eh, more like boosted, from "The Wire". Jimmy sees his partner wearing a pink shirt to work and says "Takes a brave man to wear a pink shirt in Homicide."

And his partner says "Yeah, it does."(Because he's usually quite mellow about putting up with Jimmy's crap)

But Jimmy keeps it up and says "Or a familiarity with alternative lifestyles."(i.e. being gay) But I'm totally flattered that you thought that was mine.


Nilly - Jun 08, 2006 9:10:43 am PDT #1217 of 10002
Swouncing

I don't generally like bright colors

You looked so lively, they worked great (um, to my eyes). Strangely enough, several of my friends - all looking very different from each other, with very different comlexions - got recently shirts of a similar shade to that turquoise, and it looked great on each and every one of them.

I totally stole that

Maybe you stole the idea behind it. But the way the sentence was written was entirely your own. At least to my eyes.


Jessica - Jun 08, 2006 9:23:29 am PDT #1218 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

From the What The Fuck Is Wrong With People??? department...

Woman Attacked Dog Breeder With Dead Chihuahua, Cops Say

ST. PETERS, Missouri — A woman angry that her new puppy had died pushed her way into a dog breeder's home and repeatedly hit her on the head with the dead Chihuahua, authorities said.

The 33-year-old woman told police she had taken the puppy to a veterinarian, who said it was only 4 weeks old and needed to be returned to its mother. But before she could return the puppy, it died.

Early Wednesday, the woman went to the breeder's home, pushed her way inside and began fighting with the breeder as she tried to make her way to the basement to get another puppy, police said.

The breeder wrestled the woman out of her house to the front porch, where the woman then hit the breeder over the head numerous times with the dead puppy, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported, citing police.

As she drove away, the woman waved the dead puppy out of the car's sunroof and yelled threats at the breeder, police said. She later called the breeder and threatened her and her family, according to court records.


DavidS - Jun 08, 2006 9:28:14 am PDT #1219 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Woman Attacked Dog Breeder With Dead Chihuahua, Cops Say

Eeep! Better not let Emmett see that.


tommyrot - Jun 08, 2006 9:29:09 am PDT #1220 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Woman Attacked Dog Breeder With Dead Chihuahua, Cops Say

Zombie Chihuahuas Stage Protest


Kathy A - Jun 08, 2006 9:34:06 am PDT #1221 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Zombie Chihuahuas Stage Protest

Yapping at the heels of both the idiot owner and the idiot breeder who let the owner take the dog waaaaay too soon.


Fred Pete - Jun 08, 2006 9:34:56 am PDT #1222 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Egad.


sumi - Jun 08, 2006 9:42:00 am PDT #1223 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

What Kathy said.